Thanksgiving,,Hate Turkey?

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  1. flounder

    flounder In Memoriam Past Donor

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    I was hoping for Garters and stockings myself........
     
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    Now he tells me..........:flame:...*PooF*
     
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    Aleksander Ulyanov Well-Known Member

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    Garters and stocking with an apron makes a woman look formally dressed. I wouldn't be surprised to see it on Lady Gaga or Miley Cyrus this year.
     
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    flounder In Memoriam Past Donor

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    Couldn't agree more....
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    Just awful,,,matronly.....
     
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    Cook the bird breast side down for moist white meat.
     
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    Excellent advice.........
     
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    flounder In Memoriam Past Donor

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    This is a good tip, but you should have some type of wire rack to keep it off the bottom. I use one,,very nice
     
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    flounder In Memoriam Past Donor

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    I always keep cleaning as I go along, I never let stuff build up. My wife always says,,

    ''You are the only person I know that can cook an entire meal for twelve,,,, and the Kitchen always looks like you never been in it!!!''
     
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    I do to.. I have a big sink of soapy water and clean up as I go.. I get overwhelmed if the kitchen is a shambles.

    Let's post dressing recipes.. You go first.
     
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    I do not give away recipes,,,will you settle for a photo of my son and I a couple of Thanksgivings ago?

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    Beautiful!
     
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    flounder In Memoriam Past Donor

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    WoW,,,that's cool Herk,,,,dont fry a Turkey in there though,,,could get,,,,welll.............................................BOOM!!!
     
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    Thank you, he's a great son,,,the best. He was Home coming King at college great personality,,,not like me,,grouchy...LOL He just received his brokers license,,works on Wall Street.

    Says he will buy me my own Golf Cart one day,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,he better College was a fortune...:sad:
     
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    How about taking the one-stuffed-in-another-stuffed-in-another Turducken one more step: Turduckenish (add a 'fish' to the stuffing kludge!)

    Heading to S. CO to visit with daughter & family...hope I dont get snowed in for 3 days like last time at Thksgiving!!

    NOTE: I moved to AZ to get away from the snow!!!
     
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    Turducken, that's a Duck stuffed into a Turkey,,,,,I never could wrap my head around that one,,,,let alone my fork...LOL

    Oh,,for you folks that dont get this..............LOOK...
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    That's a Duck inside that sucker......


    Hope you make it,,I got snowed in my office once and missed Christmas, to this day the kids still don't forgive me,,,,,oh well.......
     
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    Well he's also good looking like his Dad.
     
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    Was there ever a paternity test conducted??


    Thksgiving-in-a-can: [​IMG]
     
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    Well, I dont know about that,,,but he has my appetite....LOL

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    What?,,,,like CurFlounder?
     
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    Nice looking son you've got there flounder; based on the table setting you'd require at least a couple 20 lb. birds I'm guessing.
     
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    Yup,,,there were two,,but all the women brought other things soooo,,,,,,they had plenty,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I drank! LOL Cause I tasted all day. I never drink except on Holidays, so a man builds up a thirst...
     
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    Yes. Thrice.

    Back in the day when I was a raving crazy Liberal. The two women from the halfway house stole some of my silver and a crystal goblet. A few years later the guy who had just gotten out of prison asked for two, TWO! servings of dressing and as he left bragged about this was the second Thanksgiving meal he'd had and he was on his way to the Sal for another.

    So the next year I just went down and helped pass out the goodies but the amount of complaining over a free meal was more than I could deal with.

    So my suggestion to you, OP, is to look up a recipe for brining a turkey which will make it nice and juicy and tell the little ingrates to be grateful. *Winking*
     
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    Are there no prisons? Union work houses?,,,,,,,,LOL

    I used to bring a truck load of canned goods to a church in the area I worked every two months, a couple of other businessmen helped me. At first it went great, then so many complaints.....''Why didn't you save me this?'' Why didn't you save me that?,,,''When are you going to start delivering to the houses, this walk is too far'',,,,,Why all the corn?....LOL

    Uncanny, we would just go..................huh?

    My guess is some thought it was some sort of Government thing, and they were entitled. This gave them the right to complain I guess.....
     
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    Very good indeed. Try it sometime.
     

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