Who's behind The Hoax/Plot/Conspiracy?

For the sake of argument, let's say that the thousands of climate scientists, dozens of scientific organizations, and scores of scientific peer reviewed journals/publications from a myriad of religions, cultures, countries, political systems and ages are all perpetrating a massive (by definition) co-ordinated plot/hoax/conspiracy. Who is behind it? And to what end? Something this incredibly complex would require a gigantic cover-up and never-before-seen level of impenetrable secrecy spanning the globe and decades.

I repeat, who is behind it and to what nefarious end? ACORN? SPECTRE? KAOS? The Illuminati? The Trilateral Commission? or................People Who Ain't Like Me!?

 

Conformism/money. And peer review is dead.

 

Huh?


Hold on a cotton pickin' minute. I'M supposed to be the master of indecipherable, nonsensical pithy comments!

 

It's the kind of response you get when you've made a point and the folks who buy the pocket protector conspiracy meme don't have an intelligent response!

 

Let's all drop dead so that the psychopaths can have a carbon-free world.

 

Goodness, what a delicious selection of nutters to choose from! I strongly suspect the Flat Earth Society are behind the scam...http://theflatearthsociety.org/cms/
Or it could be the Revenue Man. Actually, on reflection, I'll go with the flat-earthers; after all they're as level-headed as the conservative deniers and likely have equally plausible explanations for why 95% of scientists are in agreement on this issue.

 

If I said it was the Koch brothers you would believe wouldn't you?

 

Has to be Obama. Oh wait, it is the tree huggers. . Or maybe Obama is a tree hugger. Soros. Some other conservative hobgoblin.

 

Not the Koch bros. They're the ones promoting the hoaxplotconspiracytheyarealloutotgetme thingy. I'm going with the ubiquitous and always handy People Who Ain't Like Me.

 

Bob. His name is Bob and he's responsible for all of it. Kill Bob.

 

Yes. It is all so clear now. Bob from Guam. Last seen flying Bill Clinton's drug smuggling plane in Arkansas. Kill Bob and the hoax dies and Ozzie'n'Harriet will walk the earth once more arm in arm with Ward, June and Theodore Cleaver. Dr.Welby will replace the Obamacare tyranny and black folks will return to the fields to sing and dance.

 

We can certainly rule out the American regressive movement. They are working overtime to expose this conspiracy of demonic science.

 

Sorry, I could explain but I am too busy standing at the shredder hiding the decline. Massah Mann gets upset when I take a break. Too much data to destroy, so little time.

 

FOX News is reporting that Obama has issued secret orders to all government agencies and buildings to leave their water faucets and taps running 24/7 in order to effect a rise in the oceans thereby supposedly providing "proof" of global warming. Apparently this latest outrage by the Great Usurper was detected by the Cliven Bundy militia which stumbled across Chinese troops in UN uniforms opening irrigation spigots on Cliven's federal land.

 

I'll go for the black helicoptor guys or FEMA.

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You'd better be quick about it. FEMA is coming for all the canned goods and gold bars hidden in your bomb shelter.

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I think Bob killed Vince Foster too! I'm sure I can find a link!

 

I will restate from an other thread on this subject. One has to believe in Climate Change, how many ICE AGES and warmings has the planet gone through? The debate is what effect man may have in the process. But as sure as the sun rises in the east we will eventually freeze over again, man or no man.

 

One must admire their tireless obedience to truth and justice. They are our freedom fighters!

Or something like that.

 

That is the beauty of it. We built our secret lair in the top of a wind turbine. When the black helicopters come, they will be swatted out of the sky like bald eagles. If that does not work, there are tiger pits hidden in the switchgrass field surrounding us, and as a last line of defense, we can reroute our solar collectors to fry them like ants with a magnifying glass, at least the ones that do not get consumed by the brush fire when we ignite our biofuel fields. Ain't nobody getting our Campbell's Tomato Soup--NOBODY I TELL YOU--NOBODY!!!!

 

Ah, I have no split personalities and neither do I.

Anyhow, not me, I only have one moniker here. One of me's enough, I think.

 

Evidence? And who is paying scientists to only find in favor of human-influenced global warming and why?

Really? Evidence?

 

Climate Change is real - but it's over hyped by the likes of Gore.

 

And all of the scientists studying it?

 

Whoever's behind it, they obviously HATE OUR WAY OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Agree! But it helps the utopian progressive/socialists achieve their ultimate goal of governmental control.