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  1. Ole Ole

    Ole Ole Banned

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    The restistence willing I should liked Jewish and I doing excellent....

    :applause: :applause:
     
    Ole Ole, Mar 1, 2017
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  2. Canell

    Canell Well-Known Member

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    WTF is wrong with you?!
    Where did all the glorious vikings go, as now you succumb to the orcs and the goblins of the world in your own land, instead of shreding them to pieces?
     
    Canell, Mar 2, 2017
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    cerberus Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I'll be looking forward to reading Ole Ole's reply to that one. Personally I think it's because Sweden is run by females these days. and that there isn't enough testosterone around to counter it.
     
    cerberus, Mar 2, 2017
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  4. ChrisL

    ChrisL Well-Known Member

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    Do Swedes shave and use deodorant?
     
    ChrisL, Mar 3, 2017
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  5. cerberus

    cerberus Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Only the females. :blankstare:
     
    cerberus, Mar 3, 2017
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  6. Ole Ole

    Ole Ole Banned

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    Even males. :smile:
     
    Ole Ole, Mar 4, 2017
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  7. Ritter

    Ritter Well-Known Member

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    :laughing:I blame public school.

    You are absolutely right.

    Of course. We're not barbarians, are we? :grin:

    Nah. All Swedes take pretty damn good care of themselves. If they only put half the effort they put on looking good on putting the country in order, we'd be fine today. :p
     
    Ritter, Mar 4, 2017
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  8. ChrisL

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    Hmm. I'll have to do some research! :laughing:
     
    ChrisL, Mar 4, 2017
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  9. Aleksander Ulyanov

    Aleksander Ulyanov Well-Known Member

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    Why is the ultimately tacky overpriced, completely undecorated, miscellaneous and very unlovable slabs of plywood you laughingly call "furniture" worth enough that its owner is now the world's third richest man? You sell a silenced whistling teapot for twice what everyone else gets and get a design award. W.T.F.
     
    Aleksander Ulyanov, Mar 4, 2017
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  10. Canell

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    I blame the liberal propaganda.

    Not yet but go on taking more barbarians (aka Muslims) in and see what happens in just 30 years.
    My heart bleeds for Sweden.
     
    Canell, Mar 5, 2017
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  11. Ritter

    Ritter Well-Known Member

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    You're just jelly. :)
     
    Ritter, Mar 5, 2017
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  12. Aleksander Ulyanov

    Aleksander Ulyanov Well-Known Member

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    And that reminds me, what in hell are linganberries?
     
    Aleksander Ulyanov, Mar 5, 2017
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    Ritter Well-Known Member

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    Delicious. :)

    I believe they grow everywhere on the northern hemisphere, but seems only Scandinavians use them in cooking. I would think Russians would use them in kompot though, surprised you don't know about these amazing berries. :)


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    Ritter, Mar 5, 2017
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  14. Ole Ole

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    Sweden's shop vodka.
     
    Ole Ole, Mar 5, 2017
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    There is around 8000 skinheads in Sweden.

    There is more hard rock pigs > 70,000 persons.

    Nazism symbolic right here:


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  16. ChrisL

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    Do you have Pepsi there, or American snack foods, like Hostess snacks or chips or something?
     
    ChrisL, Mar 6, 2017
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    Yeah, we do have Pepsi, Dr.Pepper, Mountain Dew and most of the other Murican sodas. Even Root Beer and that thing is reeeeeaaaaaaally disgusting. How anyone can like it, I don't know.

    Snack-wise, it's very hard to find all that crap you see on TV like Twinkies and whatnots. Swedes prefer their own stuff.

    When it comes to crisps, we do have Doritos and Pringles, but they aren't as popular as the Swedish brands OLW and Estrella.
     
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    You don't like root beer? OMG. Have you ever had a root beer float? Yum! :)

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    ChrisL, Mar 7, 2017
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    Literally the worst thing on Earth. Is it soda? Is it beer? No it is superpoop! Had it once, 8 years ago and never again.

    Dr.Pepper is by far the best of American sodas. :) My favourite soda is the Swedish Trocadero which kind of tastes like apple and orange. :D
     
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    What is superpoop? Never heard of that beverage. :D

    Yuck! I hate Dr. Pepper. It's like soda with pepper in it. *barf*
     
    ChrisL, Mar 7, 2017
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    Root beer with vanilla ice cream in it? What's not to like?
     
    ChrisL, Mar 7, 2017
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    Haven't tried that but I can answer the question regardless...What's there not to like? Well....Root beer! Vanalla ice cream is glorious and one does not simply ruin it by draining it in the most gross of fluids. :p

    Speaking of vanilla, I really like Vanilla Coke. :thumbsup:
     
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    You've been mentioning it 200 times the last 30 mins or so. :)

    Whaaaaaaaaaat? No it doesn't! It's a tastier version of Cherry Coke. Yummy.
     
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    I don't like vanilla Coke. Lol! Let's fight bout it!

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    ChrisL, Mar 7, 2017
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    Root Beer? It's delicious. I like Barq's the best.

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