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  1. scarlet witch

    scarlet witch Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    What! No!!... I haven't had my Swedish massage yet....

    Wikipedia make it sound so.... intriguing
     
  2. Ritter

    Ritter Well-Known Member

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    I've actually never had it, but I think the trick is to open the can in a bucket of water, this way the smell won't come out to kill you. Then you just have it with boiled potatoes. :)
     
  3. Thehumankind

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    That's quite a good trick, thanks for the info. :)
    previously I tried it with a laundry pinchers and a bucket of bud.
    and still it goes out, stomach jailbreak.
     
  4. Ritter

    Ritter Well-Known Member

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    :laughing:

    You should try pickled herring. It is actually very good, of course with boiled potatoes and a nice shot of snaps on the side. :)
     
  5. Ole Ole

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    I perhaps. Do little good fish.
     
  6. Mr_Truth

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    Do you miss the Swedish Bikini Team?




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  7. Ritter

    Ritter Well-Known Member

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    They are all alive, breathing and safe in my basement. :)
     
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    Mr_Truth Well-Known Member

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    ❤❤❤❤❤!!!!
     
  9. Ole Ole

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    Yesterday I've choose Racism to my selfy.

    My music life are Racism so I went to these.

    Only Tupac's ten most wanted songs I liked.

    Only Barack and Michelle Obama I promises.

    I want smaller immigration to Sweden or USA.

    Swedish Democrats about 20 month maybe promises.

    First we will seen what Trump's GOP does immigration's. This year.

    I wanted smaller migrants to America's or to Sweden.
     
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    How many Swedes does it take to screw in a light bulb?


    Light bulb?
     
  11. Ritter

    Ritter Well-Known Member

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    None. Swedes ain't scared of the dark. :D
     
  12. Ole Ole

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    Sweden will have war or peace. It's different wannabee in Sweden.
     
  13. Ole Ole

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    I think no war against USA and Russia and China and if No. Korea too.
     
  14. lemmiwinx

    lemmiwinx Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    How is it Swedes get along with Muslims so well? Most countries have their fill of them after just a few dozen.
     
  15. Ritter

    Ritter Well-Known Member

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    We are?:omg:
     
  16. Ole Ole

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    Only me and little more in my town.

    Well. Muslims are over 700 just now.

    - - - Updated - - -

    My town with 13,500 humanity.

    - - - Updated - - -

    Many from Syria conflict and second Iraq war.
     
  17. Ole Ole

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    I wonder 9000 Nazi humans of Sweden. Or max 13,000 man.
     
  18. Ole Ole

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    Hip Hop gangster are treathening me.

    I am listen to hard rock musician and likes Nationalism musics.

    A far away dumbass. He have question time against me since 9 years back.

    And he never win because he's far away allways far away so I can win time.

    A foreigner in Sweden how treathening me, far away he will stupidify fights.

    Once promises foreigner voices but I knows maybe women far away of me.

    They never can take me with hand fight it's clear I win in fights against them.

    These Hip Hop gangsters are both women and man. Finn or Swede or both.

    I promises me selfy hard rock musics. Come close to get a win if you wanted.
     
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    Thehumankind Well-Known Member

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    Are Swedish women most beautiful European,
    if yes then why?
     
  20. Ritter

    Ritter Well-Known Member

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    This is of course entirely subjective, but I would say that Nordic women are the best looking women of Europe, yes. I prefer lighter features so they fulfill that preference very well and also, imo, Swedish women have a nice sense of fashion - generally they dress really well, but it wouldn't hurt if they could dress slightly more "feminine"; eg. A Swedish woman will almost never wear heels or a dress something that an Eastern European woman would do even if she was just going out to buy milk (lol). :)
     
  21. Ole Ole

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    Holy war against Russia I except me from a foreigner across Swedish sea. In Baltic sea we have Russia's Naval and they will attack south Swedish Naval then we see how it goes in Army war. Four or three submarines back to south force in my district in south + Ronneby Air Force and one little battalion nearly my home and Ronneby Air Force centrum.
     
  22. Ole Ole

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    Gang of criminals in Sweden will not access all of the Nazi set. Is a village in my city of a thousand people are no Nazi opponents...
     
  23. Ole Ole

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    In the inner city there are about 25 percent since communism all foreigners together with communism Nazi resistance high only in my inner city but not all Muslims cares not about Nazi.

    There are Finnish Nazi in my town.

    My believe are 15 or 30 percent of my town of all Finnish are Nazi.

    All they can handle from the beating. I'm the other way around than the foreigner who speaks Swedish and English that is Swedish views. Swedes do not speak Finnish.

    All Finnish allowed to speak Finnish. I'm outside the contract.

    The small Finnish God are dumbass ?

    Or foreigners outside Sweden never want my Finnish ?

    Somebody are wrong to me.

    Swedish God doesn't cares ?

    Or there is nothing of the Gods ?

    But speak with help exists right ?

    There is God does help every who needs help ?

    It is difficult to say every of these.

    Well.
     
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    Ginger, or Maryann ?
     
  25. Ole Ole

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    WTF. Foreigners and Finns are negative with my Finnish speak so I can not get help with Finnish ?!

    It is people problem I have.

    :weed: :beer:
     

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