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Tasteless Humor 3, Lord How Many More?

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  1. Sallyally

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    Sallyally, Dec 23, 2020
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    StillBlue, Dec 23, 2020
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    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    Have you heard this one?
     
    Sallyally, Dec 23, 2020
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    Quelle South Park

    Or Richard Gere, denied. Without the flame up
     
    Moi621, Dec 23, 2020
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    Pardon Me?
     
    signalmankenneth, Dec 24, 2020
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    Now that's tasteless. Well done
     
    StillBlue, Dec 24, 2020
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    Charles & Camilla
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    Charles does look rummy faced. (too much rum)
    Camila looks like she always did.


    Moi :oldman:


    TaxCanada.jpg ​
     
    Moi621, Dec 25, 2020
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    aaaa.jpg
     
    Jestsayin, Dec 26, 2020
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    Phyxius, Dec 27, 2020
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    Phyxius, Dec 27, 2020
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    Phyxius, Dec 27, 2020
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    Phyxius, Dec 27, 2020
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    I'll admit that it took awhile to understand what was going on with the third planet. The clue is it's in tasteless humor.
     
    StillBlue, Jan 4, 2021
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    I thought it was a play on “flat earth”. Have I missed the point?
     
    Sallyally, Jan 4, 2021
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    No, you got it.
     
    Phyxius, Jan 4, 2021
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    Nope. You got it faster than I did
     
    StillBlue, Jan 4, 2021
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    No, I posted after you did. 8)
     
    Sallyally, Jan 4, 2021
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    A tourist goes to Spain wanting to see some bullfights. After attending a full day of it, he fells quite hungry and goes to a little restaurant just by the bullfighting stadium. The special of the day are the meatballs, which he orders without much enthusiasm. Just some meatballs in a small restaurant, after all.
    To his surprise, the dish is juicy and succulent. Wow, the tourist never thought Spanish cuisine could be so good.
    He goes back the next day after watching another round of bullfights and orders the same dish, but this time they're small, soggy and just plain tasteless.
    Quite angry, he complains to the owner about the raging discrepancy between the dish within just one day, to which the restaurant owner promptly responds: "Well, senor, it's not always the bullfighter that wins."
     
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    A museum curator walks into an art studio...
    ...and asks the artists to create some art for the American history wing of the museum.

    One artist pipes up

    “I’m a great history buff, how would you like a piece about Custer’s last stand?”

    The curator is pleased with the idea and agrees to pick up the painting in a few days.

    A few days pass and the curator returns, eager to see the painting.

    The artist comes out holding a huge canvas

    “I’ve named it ‘Custer’s last thoughts’”

    The curator looks at the painting and immediately curses the artist out

    “You hack! This is awful! What makes you think I would want to hang this in my museum?! You’ve painted floating piles of feces with angel wings and naked native-Americans having sex with each other. Not only is is vulgar it’s got nothing to do Custer’s last stand”

    The artist furrows his brow

    “Yes, it’s the last thing Custer thought before his demise ‘Holy ****, look at all these ****ing Indians’”
     
    Sallyally, Jan 4, 2021
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    Montegriffo, Jan 4, 2021
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    signalmankenneth, Jan 5, 2021
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    Mouth too high.
     
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