Jesus doesn't want you to get the Vaccine

And I sayeth unto you, all those who receiveth vaccines won't inherit the kingdom of God.

 

That's one of my favorite Bible verses.

 

Yep, the microchips are powered by an apple, created from the energy of the sun in a process called photosynthesis. Where the light from the sun splits a water molecule creating two storage molecules, ATP and NADPH which are used to add electrons, to carbon dioxide which comes from the air and another molecule called bisphosphate forming the carbohydrate glucose which is metabolized by the microchips to form energy in the form of ATP.

 

In ridiculous amounts, aspartame is an appetite stimulant.

 

How is that olive oil and prayer working out for you?

 

There is no mention of how old Mary was when she got knocked up. The Jewish Babylonian Talmud says that Bathsheba was 6 when David knocked her up. The Jewish Babylonian Talmud says that 3-years-old is good to go. And don't forget, the age of consent was 7 in America in 1895.

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You mean the 1930 breadlines?

 

The Jim Crow Laws?

 

Well. I haven't gotten sick and I didn't have to risk the vaccine either. I don't think n95 masks are made with olive oil though.

 

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Wait. What? Next you're going to spread the lie that Santa isn't real either!!! Blasphemer!!!

 

Santa isn't real???

 

Yes.

 

Of course Santa is real. Don't be silly!

 

Phew!!! That's good. That guy almost destroyed my world!!!

 

Sorry, but this sentence is an irresponsible nonsens.

And the cause of a lot of misery and deaths.

 

Listen to M. L. A. Rick Nicholls and you may look at this a little differently.

This all relates to my theory that problems in the USA can potentially be addressed from up here in Canada.

Here is his amazing speech that is going viral.

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=4047344552034144

"Is the truth finally being spoken in the Ontario Legislature??"


Here is M. L. A. Rick Nicholls giving up a really, really, really good job.



PC MPP defies Doug Ford, says he won't get vaccinated | COVID-19 in Ontario

 

You are right about that but remember, the Jesus character DEMANDS that a magic number of believers must be killed for their faith before he returns. It has been 2,000 years and that number hasn't been reached. Maybe a few more preachers dying from the virus will be enough to reach that goal and then Jesus will return, torture everyone, kill all life and destroy the planet and the believers will finally get into the golden cube.

So, anytime a believer gets killed for his faith it should be a cause for celebration because that is what Jesus demands for his return. And everyone wants him to return, don't they?

 

I see we think along similar lines.
So the best that could happen to us would be a Third World War with even more misery than the Second World War.
So Jesus could come and save a few chosen people.

Is that really what we all want?

 

Are Christians against all vaccines and medical procedures now?

 

Verily verily, I speak unto thou: If thou are not vaccinated, thou willst not pass those pearly gates.
Now go forth in peace and do likewise.

 

I got in a ton of trouble in the third grade. I went to Catholic school and our priest was our religion teacher. I raised my hand and asked why would God send people to Hell for committing suicide? One, there were obviously ALREADY hurting, and, two, maybe they wanted to meet Him quicker. I forget how many times I got beat that day and I never got to live it down. My father passed in June so he's stopped throwing it in my face but my crazy mother snaps enough to pick up his slack.

I never asked another teacher a darn thing about their God (who makes kids, throws them among some fruit trees, tell them not to touch one of them (why the hell was it there? Every parent KNOWS a kid is going to do exactly what we tell them not to do). He's a sadist or masochist. I can remember which is which but he's evil as hell. People that drown their kids now go to prison. They needed Child Protective Services back then. He was a straight up whackadoodle. If they put his happy @ss in jail, he could play with clay making little people the whole time and try to get it right. Evil bastard deserves the electric chair.

 

Get an old lady man, she can take care of that for you!

 

Of course not. They are just a bunch of liar and hypocrites. Didn't you see that thread a few months back about people getting the vaccine on the sly because they didn't want <whoever it was> to know? What grown person does that but I've never paid enough attention to other people's personal lives because I'm not nosy, I don't gossip and I keep negative people far, far away. Anybody that thinks they could tell me if I should or should not get the vaccine who is not my primary care physician would just get cursed out. It's not easy to intimidate somebody that doesn't care about your (universal) opinions.

Christians have handy-dandy selective memories and only b*tch at everybody else about the parts they think are important. Everything else gets ignored. In fact, I've never met ONE Christian person that has ever read the whole Buy-Bull. We just had to memorize the 10 Commandments in Catholic school and some guy had invented a pencil with them on there and we all had them. Go to mass, get some nasty wafer, make some hand signs, don't step on cracks (maybe that was a different book and it was all good.

 

Why is it that Lefty's just love to hate on Christianity but give Islam a total and complete pass?