Liberty Monkey

Black lies matter seems to be the Oscar trend this year.

Je Suis Charlie

Happy New Year

Happy Xmas

How much for your daughters?

“It is my belief that nearly any invented quotation, played with confidence, stands a good chance to deceive.”

Which eyeball do you inject Cocaine into?

Chris Morris is a genius

Mr Flibble is very angry

Smoking crack is very moorish ;)

Has Bower County finished it's Seance yet to determine how the dead would have voted?

******* balls. Bloody vaginal belch.

RIP Wahoo another victim of political correctness gone mad.

Dem's just lost the midterms

I wish everyone would stop criticising Jimmy Savile. He was a nice man. When I was eight, he fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded.”

I've added "Die" to my bucket list.

I peed in the kettle, that's why the Coffee's "Sharp"

Studying climate change on the moon

Colluding with Russians

Can you waterboard a fish?

Sam Beckett never returned home....

Venezuela McDonald's equivalent to add ratovan to the menu. It's rat that's been ran over by a van ;)

Sorry it was me that shat in the safe space.

4:20am hmmmm

So they sacked Carrot Top then