Global Warming Solution

Who was it that said sarcasm is the lowest form of wit?

 

Some smart guy out there probably knows but I don't care too much, my inferior mind is pretty occupied with watching American Ninja Warrior and posting to the Ron Paul forum.

 

Whoa, dude. You're, like, blowing my mind with your esoteric commentary.

Are you sure it isn't preoccupied with watching Sean Hannity reruns on VHS?

 

Sounds good...As long as I am in charge.

 

I use betamax. Also, shark week is coming up soon, are you guys going to watch it? It's going to document the ill effects of climate change upon sharks, like the recent uptick in sharknados.

 

You can't be serious. It's impossible. You have to be putting people on. No one is that void of common sense. No one! I refuse to believe someone who has the ability to communicate on an Internet web site can be that vacuous of any form of rational thought. The more comments you post, the more I'm convinced you're just trying to bait people into making inflammatory statements.

But your comments got me thinking. There's got to be a way that I can profit from the insanity that you post here. There are some people who really do think like that. They might not hold all of those same views, but certainly many subscribe to bits and pieces anyway. I think I'm going to write a book. Ill title it "The Death of Logic", or something along those lines. I'll simply document all the goofy and illogical ideas and policies proposed by the left and opine on each. From environmental and social, to tax and economic issues. Education, military / national security, green energy, immigration; there's an endless supply of goofiness to document and exploit.

 

Maybe Bundy will since he is so gung ho about climate worsening.

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Someone needs to take action themselves. We need a leader. I support Obama but he doesn't have the courage to circumvent congress and be the leader that America needs. Funny movies like Sharknado are good for raising awareness about climate change but I'm worried that when we have a real Sharknado no one will take it seriously because of the conservatives.

 

ted

Let me get this straight. To prove your alarm of GW, you claim some tick that carries lyme disease is now on the endangered list. This is a bad thing???????????????????? I spoz some idiot liberal will want to save this tick!!!!

 

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For those that dont know, and the MSM certainly is NOT spreading the word, the USCRN report proves we are actually cooling. The reason this report is the newest and the best is the fact that temp recording stations have been located way out side cities. A large part of the big lie about GW come from temp stations that have been in place for years and have been surrounded by cities, therefor showing "warming" do to city generated heat.

 

Someone who's not good at it and spent his entire life being humiliated by people who are.

 

Riiiiiiight....

 

The classic response of the slow thinker. There are quick thinkers and slow thinkers. The source of your quote was a great thinker but a slow thinker, Dorian Grey is a personal favorite. When given time to sit and think he was brilliant.

Slow thinkers have a deep seated envy of quick thinkers because they are constantly bested by them in life. They have no appreciation for quick thinking and seek to diminish its use. In life they constantly run off huff and puff and an hour later its 'I should have said ......'

Sarcasm is actually a very high form of thinking and social skill. It requires advanced dynamic thought coupled with the use of the senses. A sarcastic person is not only witty but has the ability to quickly gauge a persons social demeanor strengths and weakness through quick effective innate psychoanalysis and understanding of non verbal communication. The latter are skills that slow thinkers lack in spades. They lack the social skill to quickly interpret the social world around them both verbally and visually.The ability of the sarcastic thinker to gauge, deduce, and attack personal weaknesses is effective, biting, razor sharp and leaves a lifelong scar on the heart and mind of the slow thinker who hates them with a passion.

FYI this is also why slow thinking men dont get laid. Women communicate their sexual interest through non verbal and veiled verbal communication that slow thinkers are oblivious to.

 

Get over yourself.

 

Every evening the climate changes. It affects us daily. We need to stop the change between night and day, How much longer can we survive like this?

 

Translation let me take some time to think out a response and I'll get back to you.

The reason you are so mad bro is because I deduced your weakness through quick innate psychoanalysis and attacked right and the weakest part of your soul. You try and discount this skill both because you lack the ability to do it and because you absolutely hate it.

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if you want things to stay the same, things are going to have to change.

 

Or, a more likely explanation, you're a presumptuous egomaniac who has an overinflated opinion of himself.

 

Egomaniacs are by nature incompetent. I am competent. I have belief in my own competence not myself, which is confidence not ego. That confidence makes me the alpha dog that you wish you were.

 

Troll threads are troll??

Seriously how did this get to 5 pages

 

You know absolutely nothing about me or my personal history, yet you presume to look into my "soul" based upon a single internet post. This speaks to your presumptuous and egomaniacal tendencies. And although you may be competent in a particular context, say, a professional context, that does not preclude the possibility of incompetence in other contexts, say, social or emotional contexts. The fact that you self-identify as an "alpha dog" reinforces your egomaniacal tendencies and indicates underlying emotional insecurities which manifest themselves in the form of juvenile braggadocio. If you really were such a superior persona, you would not need to declare that fact to strangers on the internet. In reality, such pompous declarations are an attempt to overcome the deep-seated internal doubts you harbor about your masculinity and intelligence. In other words, a classic case of overcompensation.

See, two can play at the "psychoanalysis" game...

 

They've already tried to promote this silly idea that cooling is caused by warming.

 

The OP was on a roll last night. He must have started a half dozen threads each flaming a different group. I made the prediction a week ago he would not last a week. Good riddance.

 

I'm very sad by his leaving. Satire is an essential part of political debate. It seems that certain people on this forum have no sense of humor and dont realize how important satire has been to the advancement of society.

I doubt that you will find many who have read Voltaire.

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I'm very sad by his leaving. Satire is an essential part of political debate. It seems that certain people on this forum have no sense of humor and dont realize how important satire has been to the advancement of society.

I doubt that you will find many who have read Voltaire.