O.J. Simpson plans to convert to Islam

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  1. Pernicious

    Pernicious New Member Past Donor

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    If the turban fits you're full of sh*t!
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    O.J. Simpson is set to convert to Islam.

    The former American footballer and movie star has been imprisoned in Nevada since 2008 on charges of kidnapping and armed robbery in relation to an armed robbery that took place at the Palace Station hotel-and-casino in Las Vegas in which sports memorabilia was taken.

    After seeing his appeal for a re-trial quashed last and being informed in July 2013 he will serve at least another four years, Simpson has embraced the religion in a bid to change his life.

    A source told National Enquirer magazine: ''O.J. really thought that he was going to be successful in a bid for a new trial and eventually be released from prison.

    ''But now he's not eligible for parole until late 2017, which has angered him.''

    The disgraced 67-year-old star has become interested in the religion through his friendship with former world heavyweight boxing champion Mike Tyson, who was imprisoned in the early 1990s and is a devout Muslim.

    Simpson has been studying the Koran but failed to successfully fast during the holy month of Ramadan.

    An inside said: ''O.J. didn't quite make it through the entire fasting process.

    ''He cheated during the day, and bought snacks from the prison canteen. But he's really serious about converting to Islam. O.J. even made himself a prayer rug for his prison cell. He really likes the idea that upon converting to Islam, all of his previous sins are forgiven. O.J. has a lot to be forgiven for.''

    http://www.azcentral.com/story/ente...j-simpson-plans-to-convert-to-islam/14676769/
     
  2. Yosh Shmenge

    Yosh Shmenge New Member

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    Why not? He was sawing the heads off his victims before sawing off heads was cool.
     
  3. Pernicious

    Pernicious New Member Past Donor

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    Prison will allow him to get mail. Perhaps we could use the USPS to bacon spam the boy.
     
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    Its so comforting to know that imprisoned feral thugs still get to enjoy arts & crafts.

    Die in Prison OJ, you're a piece of filth and when you're gone the World will be a little better.
     
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    I think that is wonderful. Perhaps we could arrange a transfer of all the people in the us who are sympathetic to jihad, & can even offer to ship them to syria or iran. We can help them pack, & even provide a mysterious case that is very heavy for them to carry to the terrorist headquarters... :wink:
     
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    Frick OJ.
     
  8. Dollface

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    How is this political news??

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    And National Enquirer also said bigfoot was real.
     
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    No less relevant than the other 3498 threads in this sub forum.
     
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    That's a religion that's very fitting for the butcher..........
     
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    And the National Enquirer also said John Edwards was cheating on his wife and made a baby w/another woman.........

    See? The NE isn't always wrong....... lol........
     
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    Is that unique to Islam?

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    That's a good one.
     
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    He's already a great Muslim. He's killed two Christians and fathered 2 by an infidel.

    That's 4 points
     
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    Well he did cut his ex-wifes head almost OFF. I guess he will fit in with the 'radicals' of 'radical Islam'. Does ANYONE care about OJ Simpson?? I wish the son of (*)(*)(*)(*)(*) would
    just die in prison--any day soon so taxpayers don't have to pay for his murderous ass. I sure as hell don't want him back in my state whenever his prison term is up!
     
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    This should not surprising. Muslims recruit heavily in U.S. prisons. What better way to build terrorist than convert a prisoner who has grown to hate his country for locking him up. Thousands of ex prisoners have converted to Islam.
     
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    *Actually this will make the anti-American anti-Christian Leftist "Feel" real good....since they always support and defend muslim terrorists..
     
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    Doesn't everyone that goes to jail join Islam ? I thought it was a prerequisite!
     
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    though shalt not bear false witness.... just sayin.....
     
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    He was a Christian when he did all those things. Are you saying that is a reflection of Christianity?
     
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    He must really want an invitation to the White House.
     
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    He's had practice... he nearly decapitated his ex-wife.
     

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