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Tasteless Humor 3, Lord How Many More?

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    A job applicant was asked, “What would you consider to be your main strengths and weaknesses?”
    “Well,” he began, “my main weakness would definitely be my issues with reality—telling what’s real from what’s not.”
    “Okay,” said the interviewer. “And what about your strengths?”
    “I’m Batman.”
     
    Sallyally, Aug 18, 2020
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    Repeat that, mate?


    “If you understand English, press 1. If you do not understand English, press 2.” – Recording on an Australian tax help line
     
    Sallyally, Aug 18, 2020
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    I asked my Welsh mate if I could meet his girlfriend,
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    but apparently she was too sheepish
     
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    OK, that one got a genuine LOL. I'll be swiping it to send to a friend who works for Ikea. :)
     
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    Our relationship with Europe is a bit like a happy marriage.
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    A man living in France is found dead on a French beach and we accept the blame.
     
    Liberty Monkey, Aug 21, 2020
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    Do you think they know?
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    Or should someone tell them they aren't black
     
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    The poor guy on the front right has no idea where he is or what he's doing.
     
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    25779702-1820-47F6-BF7F-B4EDAFA8BDEE.jpeg
     
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    Didn’t know dogs got Botox.
     
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    earth from the moon.jpg
     
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    Mind bogglingly awful.
     
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    You're only saying that because it's not Vegemite.
     
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    Yep.
     
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    Mmm-mmmm
     
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    Do you know how Vegemite is made? There was an exposé where they took a hidden camera into the plant. It turns out that they feed horse flies on enriched sugar water. They then close off the supply, swat at the flies and when the flies discover that they can't fly because they've eaten too much they vomit up the excess. I don't need to go into details on what they then do, do I?

    Don't ever mess with me about Spam, I will always get my revenge.
     
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    It's yeast extract made from the crap left over from beer.

    The inventor was a German Liebig made a condenser very famous and also he created yeast extract.
     
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    That's what they want you to think.
     
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