Tasteless Humor 3, Lord How Many More?

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    No way that could keep out a determined cat.
    They obviously just don't want it enough.
     
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    Hey Montegriffo! Why didn't you tell us that your cat is a model?
     
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    He likes to keep his work life private.
    He works hard as a model during the day and in his time off he likes to relax with a bit of mouse hunting.
    He was rather disappointed that the artist left out his magnificent hairy balls.
     
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    That's cold. Scaring trick or treaters is one thing, terrifying them is a whole other thing.
     
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    They're a bloody nuisance anyway. Demanding candy with menace.
    If I went around knocking on doors threatening consequences if I didn't get what I wanted I'd be arrested or possibly even shot if I was less than pearly white.
    Kids get away with far too much these days.
    It's no wonder people put razor blades in toffee apples.
     
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    Aagghh!
     
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    I did have to double check I was in tasteless humour before I posted.
     
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    Napoleon is at a huge military parade in Moscow, alongside President Putin, engrossed in reading Pravda. At Napoleon’s other side is his 2IC, Marshal Michel Ney, who blurts out to him, “Regardez, Your Majesty! If only we had such guns, we would not lose Waterloo!”

    Napoleon keeps reading. Ney blurts out again, “Regardez, Your Majesty! If only we had such tanks, we would not lose Waterloo!”

    Napoleon only keeps reading. Ney blurts out the third time, “Regardez, Your Majesty! If only we had such rockets, we would not lose Waterloo!“

    Napoleon finally looks up from his copy of Pravda and wistfully says to Ney, “If only we had such newspapers, nobody would ever know that we lost Waterloo.“
     
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    "We have to go back. I forgot the masks ..."
     
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    Yep, better educated.
     
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    Isn't that the actor from brokeback mountain?
     
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