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Tasteless Humor 3, Lord How Many More?

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  1. Aleksander Ulyanov

    Aleksander Ulyanov Well-Known Member

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    Irish never drink beer as it rusts their iron stomach. Good Irish whisky pickles it, as it should.
     
    Aleksander Ulyanov, Dec 12, 2022
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    zalekbloom, Dec 12, 2022
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    Gray opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died. He quickly phoned his best friend, Finley.

    'Did you see the paper?' asked Grey. 'They say I died!!'

    'Yes, I saw it!' replied Finley. 'Where are you callin' from?'
     
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    It was minus 10 last night.

    But it was mius 16 in Dunblane.
     
    Nonnie, Dec 13, 2022
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    Got down to 59° last night here. Was cold!
     
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    Don't forget the teacher and Thomas Hamilton.
     
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    You get the blue ribbon for most tasteless, every time Nonnie.
     
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    A German tourist jumped in freezing water to save my little dog who was drowning.

    When he climbed out and gave me my dog he said "here is ze dog keep him warm and dry him off he vill be fine"

    I said "are you a vet?"

    He replied “vet?.. I'm ****ing soaking"
     
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    DOJ Arrests Sam Bankman-Fried For Running Out Of Bribery Money
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    Just a side note, whisky is from Scotland, whiskey is from every other country. The way to remember it is, there's no "e" in Scotland.
     
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    Indeed there isn't, and that's the way the Scots like it.
     
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    What do you call a Muslim with a drink problem?

    A Halalcoholic.
     
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    " How are you little girl ..? "
    " I want to be a boy . "
    " Mommy said when she gets older they'll cut     off her tits ."​
     
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    With the international mathematics conference in town, the bars around the convention center were hopping.

    As was her custom, the evening manager was going from table to table greeting her guests. When she got to the first table, there were eight mathematicians seated. Strange, she thought, since there were only six seats, but some of them were getting a bit frisky and were sitting on others' laps.

    When she got to the second table, there were four mathematicians seated. A bit more normal, she thought. Probably continuing some debate from the afternoon session.

    When she got to the third table, there were two mathematicians seated. Ah, convention love, she sighed.

    When she got the the fourth table, there was just one mathematician seated. Well, these mathematicians are sometimes solitary types, she thought.

    When she got to the fifth table, she called the police.
     
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    A new bible salesman is breaking all sales records and is selling thousands of them where everyone else is managing hundreds.
    The boss said I want you to address the next sales seminar and explain your technique.
    The salesman got up at the next seminar and started.
    “Wwwwhen the ccccustomer aaanswers the ddddoor, I ssssay Gggggood mmmorning would yyyou lllike ttto bbbbuy a bbbbbbible or wwwwould yyyou lllike mmmme tttto rrread iiit ttto yyyyou?”
     
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    I think civil partnerships are gay
     
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