Tasteless Humor 3, Lord How Many More?

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    Aliens come to earth and they're so nice and there's a huge televised event with all the world leaders in attendance.

    The Pope asks, "Do you know of Jesus Christ?"

    The aliens say, "Do we Ever? Awesome guy!! Swings by the planet every couple of years to say Hi!"

    The Pope exclaims, "Every couple of years?? What!!?? We're still waiting for his second coming!"

    The alien replies, "Maybe he didn't like your chocolate?"

    The Pope is flabbergasted, "What does chocolate have to do with anything?"

    The alien says, "Well when he came the first time, we gave him a huge box of chocolates! Why? What did you guys give him?
     
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    Wonder who it was meant to be?
     
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    They were often known members of the community.
     
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    Strange they'd have a Chinese alterboy.
     
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    The Vatican have just released a transcript of Pope Benedict XVI's last few words.

    "could you please delete my search history".
     
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    Please note, that the date today is 01/01/2023 and not 01/01/2023 as the USA would like us to believe
     
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    Pssst, we've already seen them, voluntarily on their parts. Or is your post just showing what a loser T**** is? Of course that could explain his trying to keep them secret.
     
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    that joke, aged rapidly
     
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    Martina Navratilova has been diagnosed with throat and breast cancer

    Let's hope it doesn't spread to her bollocks
     
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