‘Do not take plane life jacket with you’:

The spitting thing is spot on. I used to have Chinese neighbours, and the old man would sit in the garden and spit all day long. Totally disgusting, and entirely unhygienic(not to mention plain rude). And before anyone simpers that spitting like a Lama is 'part of their culture', I was in Kent. Point to that on a map of China.

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‘Do not take plane life jacket with you’: China releases official rulebook for its tourists


China’s Communist Party has issued an official 64-page guidebook for the country’s holidaymakers after a spate of embarrassing incidents involving the Chinese abroad. Its advice ranges from the commonsensical to the downright odd.

Last year, mainland Chinese citizens made 83 million trips abroad – eight times more than in 2000 – during which they expended US$102 billion, leapfrogging the US and Germany to become the world’s biggest-spending tourist nation.

For many, these were first-ever trips. The most popular destinations for Chinese citizens are those that share few cultural similarities, such as France and the US.

In recent months, humiliating or offensive exploits of Chinese tourists abroad have become a regular feature in local media, such as the May story of a teenager who carved “Ding Jinhao was here,” onto the wall of a 3,500 year-old temple in Luxor, Egypt.

“They make loud noises in public, scratch graffiti on tourist attractions, ignore red lights when crossing the road and spit everywhere,” said Wang Yang, China’s vice premier, remarking at the time that the latest wave of Chinese travelers “lack quality and breeding.”

In past times, China’s Community Party offered only a single sheet of advice, but as tourist behavior has become an official image concern, a much longer illustrated guide has been produced. It was published ahead of the Golden Week holiday, the annual October celebration of the Communist takeover in China, which has somewhat ironically become the preferred time for wealthier citizens to travel to faraway bastions of capitalism.

Much of the information in the pamphlet is uncontroversial. Chinese tourists are encouraged to use shower curtains in hotel rooms, not to urinate in public pools, and to stop roping in locals to take photos of their group.

A lot of the other advice presupposes a pattern of behavior that may never have occurred to most tourists themselves. Holidaymakers are told not to take life jackets kept underneath plane seats because “if a dangerous situation arises then someone else will not have a life jacket.” They are also instructed not to leave footprints on toilet seats, and to avoid drying handkerchiefs on lampshades in public places.

The crowning glory of the expanded guide are culture-specific tips for popular destinations.

Some of it – such as not asking for pork in Muslim countries, or calling black people ‘negroes’ – could potentially help Chinese tourists to, at the very least, sidestep awkward situations.

But other pieces seem strangely over-specific. When in Spain, women should wear earrings at all times, or they will be considered naked. In Scotland, tourists are told not to buy rocks as souvenirs. And in Iran, visitors “must not comment on the eyes of other people’s babies.” (WTF???????)

The guide will be freely - and perhaps forcibly - distributed, but at least one person is unconvinced that it will succeed in changing habits overnight.

“That China is a lawless, poorly educated society with a lot of money is going to take its toll on the whole world,” Hung Huang, a well-known Beijing blogger and publisher, told The New York Times.

“There’s an entire generation who learned you don’t pay attention to grooming or manners because that’s considered bourgeois,” she said.


"While Chinese are more open to Western ideas now, that has not necessarily sunk in when actually interacting with the outside world. “They think, ‘The hell with etiquette. As long as I have money, foreigners will bow to my cash.’”


http://rt.com/news/chinese-tourists-illustrated-rulebook-654/

 

Jack, have you been selling rocks to the tourists again? Now look what you started!

 

It's quite handy surveying the south china sea to look for an Island to sequester.

 

Well, I find this all very interesting. Very. Who knew?

 

Sounds like they are trying to take the title of "most obnoxious tourists" from the Americans. They still have a ways to go to pull that off, though.

 

Lol.

I've never heard of anything so stupid. 'Rocks'. What 'rocks'? What are China talking about!!!

Not only can you buy rocks here, you can find them. Free.