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    Donald Trump is still in the White House under martial law. Democracy is near dead anywhere in the world.
    To raise money for the war effort with Iran Trump sold himself the national Mall and turned it into a private golf course. The US Holocaust memorial museum has been turned into the country club. His first choice had been to use the Capital but aides pointed out that it might be perceived wrong by those bleeding heart liberals hoping for a return to Democracy one day so they convinced him the Holocaust memorial museum was perfect since israel had been wiped off the map when Iran nuked it with a bomb made after there was no more inspections. Iran then threatened to nuke Mar A Lago it Trump didn't stop the invasion he launched when pressured to end martial law. Despite CIA assurances that they indeed could do that he wouldn't listen and Iran nuked it and said NYC was next.
     
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    Fed up a group of geeks built a super computer that took control of systems the world over. The world was entirely at their mercy.
    When they announced the takeover they declared representative democracy dead and set up talk rooms from small towns to whole nations. There were divisions for everything from school boards to global transportation. Anybody could join as many groups as they wished and these groups would create plans which the computer would set a date for local to global vote as required. Pure Democracy. The geeks had named the computer JCN but everyone just called it the DT's, Donald Trump's, in honor of his eliminating representative democracy.

    What could go wrong?
     
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