A Blues Singer Is Born!!

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  1. SpotsCat

    SpotsCat New Member Past Donor

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    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhO1DnNKYbo]Sweet Home Chicago[/ame]

    Hmmm...

    Living here in Mississippi and being a student of the musical style known as "The Blues", I think it's only appropriate that we conjure up a name for our newest blues sensation!

    Generally, a classic blues names consists of three parts - the first name is usually a descriptive action verb of some sort, the second is a piece of fruit, and the third is a name of a U.S. President.

    He's already got the third name, simply because of his job. So, we need to concoct a new first and second name.

    Shaky Broccoli Obama? Travelin' Turnip Obama?

    Anyone got any good ideas?

    ;)

    BTW, FWIW - If I had a chance to sing with B. B. King, Buddy Guy, and with Booker T. Washington leading the band... Wild horses couldn't drag me away. (And yes, that's Mick Jagger singing in the background at the White House!)
     
  2. PatrickT

    PatrickT Well-Known Member

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    He should be credited with getting most of America singing the blues.
     
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    The Mello Guy Well-Known Member

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    if youre not rich, blame yourself

    -Herman Cain
     
  4. PatrickT

    PatrickT Well-Known Member

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    Like most liberals you assume everyone wants to be rich. I don't have any doubt that had I wished to be rich, I could have been. One doesn't have to be rich, Mello, to be happy and satisfied with his life. And taking money from people who have earned it might make you happy but it wouldn't make me happy.

    It must be hell to live a life of envy of others.
     
  5. Defengar

    Defengar New Member

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    Better than Mitt Romney's flat and out of tune pipes lol.
     
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    I wish Obonehead was singing the blues in New Orleans rather than us singing the blues while he's living high on the hog in OUR White House.
     
  7. Professor Peabody

    Professor Peabody Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    How a "Blind Jackass Barry"?
     
  8. puffin

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    Yup Romney can't sing as good as Obama. I'll bet he can't dance as good as Obama either or play 'hoops'. Oh well you can't have everything. I guess one has to have certain 'talents' in their blood....at least half their blood..
    Problem is the US needs someone to led the country not spending their time telling his 'OJ jury' base "Don't be trippin".
     
  9. TheLastBoyScout

    TheLastBoyScout New Member

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    Dear Mr. President,

    Please sing in the shower. We don't want to see our presidents' vocal performances, playing the saxophone, or dancing.

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    DBM aka FDS Well-Known Member

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    You said fruit not vegetable... You should make names with fruit!
     
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    Ex-lib Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    He's right, isn't he?

    If you want it BAD enough, you'll leave your family in the ghetto, and start walking out of Harlem or Beverly Hills, and get it.
     
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    Singing that was not. To anyone else I would say "keep your day job", but with Obama I would rather say "go back to Chicago".
     
  13. sec

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    that is the perfect comment

    reps given
     

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