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Discussion in 'Humor & Satire' started by Ritter, Jan 10, 2017.

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  1. Ole Ole

    Ole Ole Banned

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    Small majority can also win in civil war.

    Keep this threaten of world class here.
     
    Ole Ole, Jan 11, 2017
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    cerberus Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Ritter

    I hope Ole Ole doesn't get disheartened by getting no responses to his posts, but is there a way you can tell him (in Swedish?) that his English is a bit difficult to understand?
     
    cerberus, Jan 11, 2017
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  3. Ole Ole

    Ole Ole Banned

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    Helt jävla underbart.

    Translate this.

    :D

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    Djävulen får sig ett skratt.

    Or this.
     
    Ole Ole, Jan 11, 2017
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  4. Ritter

    Ritter Well-Known Member

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    Får jag vara fräck och fråga var fan någonstans du lärde dig engelska? Typ helt omöjligt att förstå dina inlägg.
     
    Ritter, Jan 11, 2017
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  5. Ole Ole

    Ole Ole Banned

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    Ni amerikaner ljuger om utlänningar. Vi får prata lite engelska om vi vill och vi vill. Resterande är Google translation dom svåra orden jag inte kan på engelska.
     
    Ole Ole, Jan 11, 2017
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    I have heard that Sweden is becoming a Feminazi hellhole where even things like snowplowing are messed up by inane feminist ideas. Is that true?
     
    help3434, Jan 11, 2017
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  7. Ritter

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    "Ni amerikaner", vadå ni? Jag är svensk.

    Prata och lär dig hur lite engelska du vill, men ska du skriva på ett engelskspråkigt forum får du väl ändå se till att din engelska är begriplig. Annars blir det ju lite svårt att debattera. :)
     
    Ritter, Jan 11, 2017
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  8. Ritter

    Ritter Well-Known Member

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    This is very much true. Sadly.

    "Gender plowing" was tried in Stockholm recently and, unsurprisingly, ended in chaos. The idea is that majority of drivers are men; whereas men take the car to work, women walk or go by bike. Therefore it is discrimination to plow the highways before plowing the pavements. For it to be fair, it should be done the other way around. So it was tried and as a result the whole town stood still for a day. :laughing:

    This is just one of many crazy ideas that are being pushed through. For rxample there are now, tax-funded, kindergardens that apply "gender neutral" education - no girl/boy toys allowed and in stories like, say, Sleeping Beauty they change the storyline so that Sleeping Beauty is a boy. :laughing:

    There are many more insane things happening here. Most of it I have been able to surpress and trying to revoke the memories could result in PTSD. :p
     
    Ritter, Jan 11, 2017
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  9. Ole Ole

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    Jag skriver hellre kommentarer på engelska. Lättare stava rätt. Använder helst Translate i stora meningar.

    I rather write comments in English. Easier correct spelling. Uses time Translate in large sentences.

    From Swedish to English.
     
    Ole Ole, Jan 11, 2017
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  10. Ritter

    Ritter Well-Known Member

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    Google translate is stupid as it just translates directly from one language to another. This means that , more than often, the translation will be absolute crap.

    Är svenska ditt modersmål? Är du verkligen 30 år gammal?
     
    Ritter, Jan 11, 2017
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  11. Ole Ole

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    Translate is good.

    Modern pratar två språk.

    Själv kan jag delvis svenska.
     
    Ole Ole, Jan 11, 2017
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  12. Ole Ole

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    Lättare att förstå svenska än prata svenska men efter förståelser får man prata av en Gud. Har varit såhär senaste 20 åren i Sverige. Vissa vill hellre bara prata. Ingen förståelser i det dom säger.
     
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    Kan delvis prata svenska. :cool: :wink:
     
    Ole Ole, Jan 11, 2017
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    I don't know but if he wants people to reply to his posts, he needs to use a translator or something.
     
    ChrisL, Jan 11, 2017
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  15. Ole Ole

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    Swedish is not difficult to understand believe my word.
     
    Ole Ole, Jan 11, 2017
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    So you want me away just like with Militants in USMB.

    And you don't understand English or have women toughless to understand English???
     
    Ole Ole, Jan 11, 2017
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    Depends what your native tongue is. For an English speaker it is quite diffucult to understand Swedish. But for eg a Dutch speaker it is quite easy. If you speak Mandarin, well then you are preety much f-ed in terms of understanding Swedish. :p
     
    Ritter, Jan 11, 2017
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    I have no idea what you just said. I never said I wanted Militants away. Why would I waste my time thinking of such things?
     
    ChrisL, Jan 11, 2017
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    She is a native English speaker, you tool. Her not understanding your English has nothing to do with her being a woman and everything to do with your horrendous English. :)
     
    Ritter, Jan 11, 2017
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    Only women speak that ways.

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    I liked Sports and Musicians.
     
    Ole Ole, Jan 11, 2017
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    Ritter Well-Known Member

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    Seriously, where are you from originally?
     
    Ritter, Jan 11, 2017
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    I knew Nazi strenghten in Sweden maybe USA too.

    :angel:
     
    Ole Ole, Jan 11, 2017
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    Life lived in Sweden for 30 years.

    In other words, I'm Swedish jockey.
     
    Ole Ole, Jan 11, 2017
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    Swedish God is not according to Jesus Christ who want to take Sweden's role or God is the Lord.
     
    Ole Ole, Jan 11, 2017
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    According my mother and maybe father to they are Finns and they live before I was born in Finland and my father speak only Finnish. I can not understand him.
     
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