British investigation more and more resembles a bad comedy. But I feel sorry for the poor pets who died because not a single Brit gave them some water.
Why shouldn't they refuse this "relative" any sort of visitation, as far as anyone knows they're probably FSB, GRU, or who knows what. As far the pets go, the Pravda cheerleaders here seem to think that the guinea pigs are more important than the humans themselves....strange people these russkis.
It is indeed a bit odd....here we have a case of the attempted assassination of two people on the Kremlin's hit list, and some of their more prominent apologists have suddenly experienced some great empathy for two guinea pigs who had, supposedly, croaked due to lack of water....but this is far from certain!
The two guinea pigs were probably murdered by British agents to keep them from testifying about what really happened. MrFirst....you need to take this to the UN....it is an outrage!
SERGEI: I'm not dead! MORTICIAN: What? CUSTOMER: Nothing - here's your ninepence. SERGEI: I'm not dead! MORTICIAN: Here - he says he's not dead! CUSTOMER: Yes, he is. The 'Times' said so. March 12th. Front page. Trust me: he's dead. SERGEI: I'm not! MORTICIAN: He isn't. CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon. It was a Novichok nerve agent. There's no treatment, and no recovery is possible. SERGEI: It was just the prawns, that's all! I'm getting better! CUSTOMER: No, you are not. It was 'military grade', 8 times stronger than VX. You were dead in seconds. MORTICIAN: Oh, I can't take him like that - it's against regulations. SERGEI: How's my daughter? And what about my pets? CUSTOMER: Oh, don't be such a baby. MORTICIAN: I can't take him ... SERGEI: I feel fine! I want to go back to Russia! CUSTOMER: Oh, do us a favor ... MORTICIAN: I can't. CUSTOMER: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long. We've someone coming over ... MORTICIAN: I think I'll write a letter to the 'Times'. CUSTOMER: No you bloody won't. Look at the trouble the last one caused.