Is this the most boring non-story of the century? If ever there was a self-promotion attempt by some woman to get herself onto the front cover of any moronic celeb magazine you care to mention, this just has to be it. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/08/09/chief-suspect-kidnap-model-says-not-involved-crime/ Private Eye used to 'employ' a spoof reporter who filed puerile news named Phil Space - this story could well have carried his byline.