Do we need these robots?

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  1. cristiansoldier

    cristiansoldier Well-Known Member

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    I saw a lot of these videos on TikTok. The funniest one was a robot in front of a store entrance whacking people with a Nerf bat unfortunately that one is not in this video.



    I am sure these don't really exist and are for a comedy sketch but we all need a good laugh.
     
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    Give it another year and it won't be a comedy bit.
     
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    Good. We're headed in this direction anyway. There will be a day when automated health checks exist everywhere humans congregate. We need to prepare for the day when we're hit with a virus that has a kill rate of something much much worse.
     
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    Wear a sandwich board made from drywall with your favorite conspiracy theory on it. The robot will think you are a wall. They can be kind of dense like that.
     
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    I will not be welcoming of robot overlords.
     
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    I do welcome all the opportunity to mess with these things :)

    I would love to see how they handle having a blanket soaked in molasses draped over them, for example.
     
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    Lol. I find it extremely funny that you think there are people that are not willing to wear a tiny mask but willing to walk around with a slab of drywall attached to them to look like a wall. I would love to see people walking around like that.
     
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    If St. Fauci decreed it were a necessary adjunct to vaccination building supply stores likely couldn't keep drywall in stock.....
     
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    I find it funny that you think irrational people behave in rational and consistent ways. Hell, even rational people don't.
     
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    You really seem to hate Dr. Fauci.
     
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    molasses is nasty stuff. I bought a jar because I heard it is so healthy for you. It was vile. I only then looked to see how it is made. No wonder it is so vile.
     
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    Hey, if there are people that are willing to strap on drywall instead of a mask I will not stop them. From an entertainment standpoint I would encourage it.

    Think of all of the memes this would generate.
     
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    Yea I don't think it would be robots like that Boston Robotics dog. I'm picturing Minority Report style scanners at every entrance.
     
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    I like it in my coffee. The darker and thicker the better.
     
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    Mollasses
    It's good in milk if stirred properly.
     

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