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  1. Derideo_Te

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    "Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible."
    "Well, tell him I can't see him right now."
     
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    Too soon? [​IMG]
     
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    Boom, tish !
     
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    The patient should have said he was an invisible reptile. Then he would have seen the doctor after a while.
     
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    After a while crocodile. See ya later alligator.
     
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    Ah! I’m thick!
     
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    Somehow I've always pictured you as thin. If only more people were like me and used their own photos as avatars.
     
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    Haha.
     
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    What?
    That isn't Sally in her avatar pic?
     
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    Apparently not. But Bowerbird uses hers.
     
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    Because all they know who to do is cry like little girls who missed out on the easy bake oven tutorials.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    McCauley Culkin just turned 40.
    2020 just keeps getting better and better.
     
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    Is that evidence that Rudy has finally blown his head gasket?
     
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    It is leaking oil. It's a Russian android.
     
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