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  1. Guno

    Guno Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    What Can True Christians™ Do to Help Speed Up Global Warming So Jesus Comes Back Quicker?

    As True Bible believing Christians™, we have a much better understanding about the fate of this planet than any Biologist, Environmentalist, or so-called scientist because we have a personal relationship with the Fellow who created this whole place to begin with! Friends, as True Christians™ then, being familiar with the Holy Bible gives you more authority than anyone who holds a post-graduate degree! That's something to be proud of - don't wince about it! And don't let people call you crazy! God's Holy Scriptures give the poorest farmer's servant in our congregation the power to win an argument with a Bio-Chemist, or a Nuclear Physicist - without even knowing a lick about what them folks studied in their fancy secular universities! What these ignorant unsaved, over-educated folks don't understand is that they can gather all the data, all the research and present all the facts they care to collect about any subject under the sun - but when you hold it next to child-like faith in the Almighty God, the most learned Evolutionist or Environmentalist, will widen their blind eyes in awe, and cower in fear at the truth of God's Word! Praise Jesus! For the simple truth, we need only look to our old children's Sunday School song, "He's Got the Whole World in His Hands!" Oh, GLORY!

    http://www.landoverbaptist.org/2008/april/conservationsin.html
     
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    Guno Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Today's scientists have taken a turn for the worse. Their mysterious campaign of deception was no doubt designed by several demons of the highest order, armed with Al Gore's calculator and more than likely orchestrated by the hoofed satyr, Lucifer, himself. Science is a "fuzzy math" and a blood-bought Baptist must have a spirit of discernment to see through secular science's toxic cloud of confusion. They mislead the public by creating different names for themselves. They say, "I'm a psychologist," or "I'm a therapist or microbiologist." Poppy-****! That's what it is. They are nothing more than Satanists with spectacles and pockets full of pencils and rulers. In fact, the word "scientist" is actually Latin for "Satanist." Do they take Christians for fools?

    http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1100/science.html
     
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    Arctic voyage finds global warming impact on ice, animals...
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    Arctic voyage finds global warming impact on ice, animals
    Aug 14,`17 -- The email arrived in mid-June, seeking to explode any notion that global warming might turn our Arctic expedition into a summer cruise. "The most important piece of clothing to pack is good, sturdy and warm boots. There is going to be snow and ice on the deck of the icebreaker," it read. "Quality boots are key."
     
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    Yeah, Uncle Ferd remembhers when it was too hot to cut the grass - so he let Granny cut it...
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    Global Study Says 2016 Was Warmest Year on Record
    August 10, 2017 - The U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration says 2016 surpassed 2015 as the warmest year on record, citing the combined influence of long-term global warming and an unusually strong El Niño weather pattern.
     
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    Hey Miss Sallyally!
     
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    Hey Mr Waltky.
     
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    Flash: Large pockets of hot gas found over the White House, Trump Tower, and various other Trump properties.

    "This stuff is worse than cow farts and it just keeps getting denser", said one atmospheric chemist. Scientists believe they have identified the source of this vile brew, but the atmosphere has become so toxic that no one wants to go near it.
     
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    Granny thinks dat global warmin' is a buncha bunk...
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    Why There's a Big Chill in a Warmer World
    January 02, 2018 | WASHINGTON — Anchorage, Alaska, was warmer Tuesday than Jacksonville, Florida. The weather in the U.S. is that upside down. That's because the Arctic's deeply frigid weather escaped its regular atmospheric jail that traps the worst cold. It then meandered south to the central and eastern United States. And this has been happening more often in recent times, scientists say.
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    Record Cold Weather Kills 9 Across US
    January 02, 2018 - The record-shattering cold gripping most of the United States has been blamed for at least nine deaths in recent weeks and forecasters say the worst is yet to come.
     
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