So whilst everyone's getting all hot and bothered about them sweaty little buggers in Hootie land and them firing all sorts of doohdahs and whatsnots at ships and other floaty mcboaty things which is all well and good for them but it's threatening the supply of tea!!!!! Memo to Hooties: Stop buggering about with my cuppa!!
Well the British can recreate the evacuation of Dunkirk by sending all their little ships to Mumbai I suppose to save the black tea.