In a Podiatrist's Office: 'Time wounds all heels' On a Plumber's Truck: 'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.' On a Church's Billboard: '7 days without God makes one weak.' At a Tire Store: 'Invite us to your next blowout.' On an Electrician's truck: 'Let us remove your shorts.' In a Non-smoking Area: 'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.' On a Maternity Room door: 'Push.. Push. Push..' At an Optometrist's Office: 'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.' On a Taxidermist's window: 'We really know our stuff.' On a Fence: 'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!' At a Car Dealership: 'The best way top get back on your feet--miss a car payment.' Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: 'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.' Outside a Car Exhaust Store: 'No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.' In a Vetenarian's waiting room: 'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!' In a Restaurant window: 'Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.' In the front yard of a Funeral Home: 'Drive carefully. We'll wait.' Radiator Shop: 'Best place in town to take a leak.' On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels Sign on the back of yet another Septic Tank Truck: 'Caution-This Truck is full of Political Promises'
True slogan Used by a local ironworkers company here... "We gain your affections with our big erections..."