Humpty*** is broke

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  1. Bush Lawyer

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    DON'T WATCH IF THIN SKINNED!

    *Rapist
    *Swindler
    *Bordering on pathological
     
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  2. FatBack

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    I hope one day you can find some peace from a guy who was a president oceans away who has no effect on you.

    * Effective mental clarity
     
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    Lols! Listen to what one of our ex prime ministers said about Trump


    Full answers here



    Old Mal is what Trump only pretends to be - intelligent, erudite and independently wealthy
     
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    Normally I would something something living rent free...

    but he is going to be your president, so... :D
     
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  5. Bush Lawyer

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    No, he is not, neither would Biden be if he wins.
     
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    Oh, so he IS just living rent free in your head then?

    My bad.
     
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    No. He is living, and he wants to be POTUS again, and that affects the entire Planet, including down here.

    Do you reckon he is broke as per the OP?
     
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    Ah, so Trump will kinda be your president.

    I spose that depends on your definition of 'broke'.

    According to Forbes:


    Donald Trump

    $2.6B
    Real Time Net Worth
    as of 3/5/24
    #1265 in the world today

    If you're referring to net worth, then clearly not.

    If you're refferring to cash on hand, then IDK (but I doubt it).
     
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  9. Bush Lawyer

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    Anyone with $2.6B in net worth will have ZERO trouble getting a loan for $600,000.00 (deals with New York and Carroll) or a bond for the same amount. Do you agree?
     
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    He was just convicted of over valuing his properties for loans. Any bank giving him a loan now would be insane. OK, maybe a Russian bank...
     
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    So, he not worth $2.6B net.

    Simple as that.

    In fact, he is insolvent as he cannot pay his debts.
     
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    Depends on his balance sheet. If the net $2.6 B net worth is the difference between $15 B in assets and $12.4 B in debts, he might have a problem.
     
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    Never heard of the guy and could care less about his opinion.
     
  14. Bush Lawyer

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    That's okay. Most Americans know SFA about what goes on in the World outside the USA or even their own village.
     
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    No lenders anywhere would let anyone (who was honest with them) get that closely leveraged!
     
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    I'd bet there area a lot of real estate investors with office buildings at higher than 82.7% LTV. They probably weren't in 2019, but they are now.

    Hard to say about Trump though. He sets up a separate corporation for each investment. So when, for example, the Taj Mahal goes bust, he and his other assets are firewalled.
     
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    However it has been proven by a court that he lied consistently and often to Forbes
     
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    Mal has a personal fortune of a couple of hundred million - not as much as Trump claims to have but not to be sneezed at either. Difference is - Mal doesn’t go around telling people how rich he is……
     
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    Yeah but unlike most of the MAGA crowd - potential lenders are not going to, ever again, just be swayed by him saying he has x assets - they are going to need solid proof and I am betting it is not there
     
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    Was this the same court that 'proved' Alex Jones is a billionaire? :roflol:
     
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    Good stuff ;-). First time "trump" told the truth.;-)
     
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    Or exaggerate his wealth. (Well, exaggerates everything both positive and negative ) Ergo No cred.
     
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    No it wasn’t - it was a separate trial yo know - the one that just concluded he owes the state of NY 500 mill compensation for being a lying bastard?
     
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    Agent Oranges' "for sale" sign is being revamped, lmao, "broke as ****!"
     
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    Then this "If the net $2.6 B net worth is the difference between $15 B in assets and $12.4 B in debts," would seem not to apply to him***.

    *Rapist
    *Swindler
    *Bordering on pathological
     
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