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  1. StillBlue

    StillBlue Well-Known Member

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    To thank the brave founding fathers that stormed the airports and denied the British air superiority in 1775.
    Cheers!
     
  2. StillBlue

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    You don't suppose that his speech writer mixed up the speeches he's working and gave Trump the Iran one announcing the invasion?
     
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    The only reason that you don't see warplanes in the paintings of the war is that they were invisible.
     
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    Ayup...he didn't say anything 'cause its secret stealth stuff. That's why his toy ones keep gettin' lost in the bathtub.
     
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    The aeroplane idea existed before 1775, it's just that it didn't take off.
     
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    A lot of the British troops got sick while waiting to board their flights with what turned out to be a terminal illness.
     
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    Ouch.
     
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    Boy I bet Donald was pissed when they flew over the mall in formation and nobody knew to be awed.
     
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    Groan!
     

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