God forbid...I should go to see a play and walk out converted to heterosexuality! Look, South Carolina. I hate to break the news to you. There is no homo cootie. You can't catch homo from watching a (*)(*)(*)(*)ing play. On the other hand, you can catch stupid from listening to your homophobic politicians. Beware! Here's Rep. Fair(y) OMG!!! He saw the play!!! HE GOT THE COOTIES!!!
yeah.... everyone should know, you can't recruit adults... you have to indoctrinate children when they are impressionable. well, I suppose women have been beaten gay by POS b/f's....
if it's this important to push the homosexual lifestyle, then get off of the public campus, book a private venue and sell tickets. Do all the homosexual activities that you want, just don't ask the taxpayers to fund it. Let the private individuals decide if they want to plunk down the cash to see homosexual stuff.
