A police officer was sent to a noisy party scene to give the homeowner a “first warning" after receiving a complaint from a grumpy neighbour. When he arrived at the scene, he found more than a dozen masked men being carried away to be dumped unceremoniously outside the house. The masks looked familiar to him as they were replicas of faces he had seen in various media outlets. One of the participants of the party explained in response to his query: "Someone suggested ending the party with a new variant of musical chairs called 'You’re fired' with the following new rules. 1. The players have to wear certain masks throughout the game. 2. The eliminated players have to be carried out of the house. 3. The host has to wear a very special mask. Since "there is only one star in the house", the elimination of the host means the ending of the game. If the host is the lone survivor, he is allowed to get new players to continue the game. If he fails to do, the game is considered over." The police officer asked: "Is it game over?" "Not yet. The star is still in the house!" replied the man, pointing to his Trump mask. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/t...00-days-white-house-staff-fired-a7708851.html http://www.businessinsider.sg/micha...a-paul-manafort-carter-page-2017-2/?r=US&IR=T https://www.benzinga.com/news/17/05...os-been-fired-or-quit-since-trump-took-office http://heavy.com/news/2017/05/who-t...-firings-preet-bharara-james-comey-watergate/ https://www.axios.com/who-trump-has-fired-2400578336.html http://nypost.com/2017/02/19/national-security-council-official-fired-after-criticizing-trump/ http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...removed-donald-trump-communications-director/ http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...ci-ousted-donald-trumps-white-house-one-star/
Hillary phoned the President's office shortly after midnight. "I need to talk to President Trump, it's an emergency!", exclaimed Hillary. After some cajoling, the President's assistant agreed to disturb his boss's study time. "So, what is it that's so important that it can't wait until morning?", grumbled Trump. Supreme Court Judge Ginsburg just died, and I would like to take her place.", begged Hillary. "Well, it's alright with me, if it's OK with the funeral home.", replied President Trump.
