Journalist Jokes Example "Three journalists walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it." You got one?
A cub reporter covered a story about an attack on a woman by an escapee from a mental asylum. He returned with the story and a headline of "Woman raped, mental patient escapes". The editor told him the headline needed a little punch to grab the reader's attention. After a while he came back with "Fiend ****s and Flees". The editor told him it was a family paper and they couldn't use a headline like that, go back and try again. Much later he came back with "Nut screws and bolts".
