Let's Make a Team of Liberal Superheroes

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  1. Rainbow Crow

    Rainbow Crow New Member Past Donor

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    I think it could be funny to make up a team of super heroes who buy into far-left ideology. They could be called "The Revengers" and they try to take revenge upon conservatives for being conservative.

    Ideas so far:
    A "marijuana man" with a plant-based theme. His weakness is fire and he has to smoke a joint to activate his powers, which lowers his judgement even as it powers him up. He gained his powers by smoking some magic reefer.

    Captain Left would be like Captain America, except he has only half a shield as he represents the left but not the right.

    Some version of Thor whose secret identity is a liberal who battles against white privilege, but he transforms into a Norse God when evil is afoot.

    Iron Man could be Apple man, a heavily commercialized techno-savant. His armor has no USB ports, only Thunderbolt ports.

    Feel free to add your own heroes and villains :D
     
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    Kranes56 Banned

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    Super Hero: Ear Mark. Basically this hero has the power to shrink down to tiny sizes so no one notices him as he sneaks across various bills.
     
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    Green Arrow is the most left wing super hero.
     
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    And for a Right Wing Super Hero, we could have Captain Rectitude, manning the glory hole in a gas station restroom...........
     
  5. Rainbow Crow

    Rainbow Crow New Member Past Donor

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    Excellent idea, he can play the role of Ant Man who I think was an avenger at some point.

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    I'm going to make the first villain the Washington Redskins mascot I think.
     
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    The Noncredible Hulk - He turns green when he gets envious and tries to persuade people to give him things with the worst arguments ever. "Did you know that being rich gives you cancer? How about you give me your paycheck?"


    Biclops - An otherwise normal guy that's just really obnoxiously public about the fact that he goes both ways in the bedroom.


    The Ex-Men - A team of transexuals.


    The Black Agitator - An Al Sharpton type that runs around accusing everything of being racist no matter how mundane. "What?! Vanilla ice cream instead of chocolate?! RAAAAACIST!!!!"


    Hoplophobos - His amazing super power is an irrational fear of guns. Every time he springs into battle and someone pulls a gun, he runs away.


    Santa Marx - A bearded old man in a red suit who delivers toys to the children after stealing them from other children.
     
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    Then he got stepped on.
     
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    Accidentally stepped on by Thor.
    Jk
     
  9. Rainbow Crow

    Rainbow Crow New Member Past Donor

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    How about Michael Moore as the credible bulk? I love the green with envy part. Maybe he was a failed professional gamer and was bombared with "gamer radiation" that made him jealous of people with real jobs.

    I've always liked the idea of a hostile liberal Santa Claus:
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    Instead of Thor, a guy who looks like Mark Levine talks about white privilege, but when evil successful people are afoot, he uses an app (maybe twitter) to turn into Baldr, Norse God of Poetry and Beauty. His weakness would be cutting him off from the internet, since if he can't tweet to #baldrnorsegod he can't transform.

    Edit: Also, instead of Iron Man's spinoff WarMachine, it can be WarmMachine, who's a global warming activist.
     
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    Okay now . . . that's funny right there. I don't care who you are.
     
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    He is, but he needs a good right wing foil, like Green Lantern, to demonstrate it.


    My nomination for liberal super hero is,,,,,Pajama Boy!

    Pajama Boy.jpg

    His costume is an adult onsie, and his powers include writing a screenplay on his phone in Starbucks and managing to convince Mom and Dad to keep allowing him to live at home even though he's 27.
     
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    "Gay Luis" - He is a Superhero who comes to the aid of Gays who are being bullied and those bullies are forced to put on a dress.
     
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    Thats very homophobic. I believe The PC Avenger and Lord Fabulous will be paying you a visit.
     
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    Liberal Super Heroes? [​IMG]


    [video=youtube;L_jWHffIx5E]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_jWHffIx5E[/video]
     
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    This actually could work and you will find some potentially useful information over in this discussion....... posts #9 and #16 are especially relevant....

    http://www.politicalforum.com/canad...have-decided-leave-canadas-liberal-party.html
    Mr. Sean Fraser, I have decided to leave Canada's Liberal Party.
    Mr. Sean Fraser, for the record, I have gotten the impression that you have a long and productive career ahead of you in politics and although I consider him to be a phenomenal potential leader to Canada's Conservative Party I believe that Mr. Peter MacKay would be making a serious error to challenge you in the next Canadian federal election.
     

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