Discussion in 'Humor & Satire' started by US Conservative, Nov 2, 2019.
Ah! The smell of desperation when there is no spin fast enough to get your guy out of the hole he has dug himself
"What does Apocalypse mean in the Bible?
The Greek name of the Bible book of Revelation, A·po·kaʹly·psis (apocalypse), means “Uncovering” or “Disclosure.” This name indicates the meaning of Revelation—it uncovers matters that had been hidden and discloses events that would happen long after it was written. Many of its prophecies are yet to be fulfilled."
Which means we may be seeing them fulfilled today!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Run for the hills!!!!!!!!!!
I prefer Terry Pratchetts version
War is a journalist who always seems to know where the hottest conflict is. In fact she seems to arrive before there is any conflict
Famine owns a range of diet products guaranteed to contain no nutrients whatsoever. Pollution took over after Pestilence retired when he heard they invented penicillin and Death, well he can’t seem to remember collecting a person called Elvis but the guy behind the burger counter is singing a nice melody softly to himself.........
It's also wanting illegal immigrants to be allowed to vote.
Or just plain insanity.
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