Massachusetts Begins Burning Snow After Massive Snowstorm

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  1. EileenWright

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    Sunday, 10 February 2013
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    BOSTON, MA (AP) - Central Massachusetts liberals began the process of collecting and burning snow that was dumped on the state Saturday from an historic snowfall that dumped 2.7 inches of snow on Worcester and left most streets deserted except for snowplows and liberals wandering the streets in horror.

    Gov. Deval Patrick ordered a state of emergency at 1 p.m. Saturday that banned most drivers from the roads and he urged people to remain in their bathtubs at home, if possible, to allow crews to collect and burn the snow.

    "We have a lot of snow to dispose of and burn, and it will take a long, long time to do that," Mr. Patrick said during a news conference.
    Unfortunately for Patrick and his staff, many of the tragedies and challenges typically associated with snowfall failed to materialize during the storm that began Friday and swirled into Saturday. The governor was counting on using the disaster to advance his political career.

    Utilities reported few power outages, and police and fire authorities around Worcester County said the day was quiet. Worcester firefighters battled a two-alarm blaze overnight Friday that started when a snow-burning operation got out of control...


    http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/112533/massachusetts-begins-burning-snow-after-massive-snowstorm
     
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    Wrong forum, This belongs in comedy
     
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    lol, thespoof.com...
     
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    WOW. "2.7" inches, huh? How will they ever survive?
     
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    This IS a serious subject...
     
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    I disagree. Whoever wrote that abortion is definitely a TRAGEDY.
     
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    Don't you mean "unwanted result of a loose liberal"?
     
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    Don't you mean "unwanted result of a loose liberal"?
     
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    is someone inciting they should burn there wife?
    with curls [​IMG] included in a oven or stake?
     
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    What is it about Conservatives who are unable to tell a spoof from Current events?
     
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    ok maybe you over look photos and i don't. i choose to see the reason why the photo poster wanted that snow lady in it. the liberal sheep tend to just follow the spoken words of the author.
     
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    "More fake news stories"

    Funny, but this needs to be in humor and satire.

    - - - Updated - - -

    Click on the link, and tell us, what does it say under the smiling world face?
     
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    Or the trash.
     
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    This is pretty easy to explain and in no way should it cast the gov. in a bad light. He saw the snow witch in the picture and decided to burn her for turning him on during a state of emergency.
     
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    Of course how could we have been so blind? That would certainly explain why she's wearing no clothes.
     
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    Thespoof.com belongs in humor section.
     
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    and shes probable a family house wife.
    still sounds like shes in the bath tub being burned..
     

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