I spent my high school summer vacations deckhanding on fishing boats. The town we were fishing out of was very touristy during the season; there were always tons of people at the docks checking out the harbor and the activity. One afternoon after we'd come back in, I was walking down to the boat I was employed on that year. I looked up on the street and beheld a vision. A girl about my age, and she was... BREATHTAKING. And HOT. And breathtakingly hot. Did I mention hot? And breathtaking? As I was openly staring, we made eye contact. I instantly flashed her the Killer Smile®. And she... smiled right back! It was thrilling!! So there I was: smiling at her, smiling at me, walking down the dock and right off the dock and into the harbor. When I fished myself out the drink, she was gone. And I know exactly what happened - when I took the plunge, she laughed and laughed. Oh, how she laughed. She laughed so hard and so uncontrollably that she couldn't stop or catch her breath, and she asphyxiated and she died. I killed that poor girl, and I feel really bad about it. In the words of Admiral Pike to James T. Kirk: I dare you to do better.
I went to a new dentist. There were two doors in the building and signs by each door. But they were confusing to me as to which sign applied to which door. One office was for an optometrist and one for my new dentist. I went in the door I thought matched my dentist. I signed in and set down. Then I hear someone reading an eye chart. I left and went into the other door.
