Donald J. Trump, my hero. An adulterer with three wives Self proclaimed "pussie grabber" Vulgar, first to use the word fuch in campaign speeches Stiffed his employees Employed illegal immigrants Took money from his "foundation for personal and political use Encouraged violence during campaign Scammed students with a fake "university" Our first genuine narcissist as president A monumental liar, lying, on average. every three minutes of his speeches Too busy to attend intellignce briefings Not too busy to remain producer of The Apprentice Not too busy to go on a self congratulatory road show after election Has the emotional control of a three year old Refuses to make his tax records public Has presented at least two different "solutions" to almost every issue Has YUUGE conflicts of interest Has drained the swamp directly into the oval office (feel free to add to the list as it is nowhere near complete)