New CNN investigation proves Trump must to be removed!

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  1. JakeJ

    JakeJ Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    CNN will find any reason to psychoanalyze Trump, insult Trump and compare him to some horrible leader or event in history. They just reached a new low. President Trump recently ate 2 scoops of ice cream. This was enough to set off CNN.

    This HUGE story didn’t just start with CNN. It was also reported by TIME Magazine. “The waiters know well Trump’s personal preferences. As he settles down, they bring him a Diet Coke, while the rest of us are served water, with the Vice President sitting at one end of the table,” wrote TIME.

    Trump WILL be impeached over this!

    A CNN investigation has uncovered proof that President Trump is so demented, so sociopathic, narcissistic, and so dangerous he must be removed, with CNN twice presenting this expose’, which leaves Congress no choice but to remove him.

    Collaborated direct-witness press sources have confirmed that Trump, unlike anyone else on earth, has two scoops of ice cream, not one, and thousand island salad dressing when every else has creamy vinaigrette. So extreme, he also has more sauce with his chicken than any other person had ever had. As CNN’s noted, this proves that President Trump is out-of-control narcissistic, fully out of control of his base impulses and a divergent sociopath.

    This also is reason for Homeland Security to act – and act quickly. Numerous restaurants still offer thousand island salad dressing. By knowing who selected thousand island salad dressing we can identify those truly dangerous to society. I will presume ice cream parlor and such as Baskin-Robins have long been FBI and CIA front organizations.

    Trump is finished with this shocking revelation by CNN’s ongoing investigation of President Trump.

    “With the salad course, Trump is served what appears to be Thousand Island dressing instead of the creamy vinaigrette for his guests. When the chicken arrives, he is the only one given an extra dish of sauce. At the dessert course, he gets two scoops of vanilla ice cream with his chocolate cream pie, instead of the single scoop for everyone else,” they wrote.

    “The President gets two scoops, you know, everyone around the table gets one, and no word if there were sprinkles,” commented CNN’s Brook Baldwin in an interview about the ice cream.
    http://conservative101.com/president-trump-eats-two-scoops-ice-cream-cnn-furious-wont-believe/

    If anything warrants emergency Congressional hearings and actions, along with appointing an independent investigatory team of Trump, this is it.





    Read more: http://conservative101.com/presiden...cream-cnn-furious-wont-believe/#ixzz4hANrw4mi
     
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    It wouldn't have been so bad if both scoops weren't vanilla.....
     
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    JakeJ Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Proof he is a racist. Scoopgate!
     
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    We'd have to analyze how the scoops were done then. If the first was chocolate, and the second was vanilla, then clearly he is placing whites above blacks in the bowl. If he reversed it, then we could suppose that he wants blacks to be elevated off the backs of whites.

    God help him if he dared to touch strawberry.
     
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    CNN investigation.....



    I chuckled.
     
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    Ah, but if the vanilla started to melt before the strawberry, it would prove that whites are responsible for global warming.... :nod:
     
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    This will probably wind up as a special report on CNN showing proof that Science Deniers have spread to the food industry.
     
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    He's special, so he gets better treatment than his guests. Don't we all do that?
     
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    If they are at ice cream four months in, just imagine what it will be in a year. True insanity, a great time to be alive and watch the media hegemony "melting" before our very eyes.
     
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    Well, this in an ongoing and building investigation.
    He eats pizza with a fork. Clearly a psychological disturbance of the first order. And there is the taco bowl expose'.

    In addition, they have conclusive proof that Trump refuses to eat some meals prepared for him but instead eats McDonalds and KFC on Air Force One, and, horrifically, reached into to take out a piece of chicken with his fingers, clearly indifferent to the safety and sensibilities of anyone else who wanted a piece of chicken out of that bucket. Video documentation reveals he did NOT put on food handlers clear plastic gloves first before greedily taking a piece of chicken out of the bucket and - being the ego maniac he is - taking the first piece. An unnamed source said he even sorted thru the pieces, touching many with his documented birth defect tiny hands, to selected a white meat breast, rather than the accepted rule of you 1.) use a pair of tongs or put on food handler gloves and 2.) reach into the bucket without looking, taking the first piece you touch
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    They went on to expose Trump's extreme paranoia in his stating fast food chains are safer than independent restaurants because large corporate chains have more to worry about in terms of liability for food poisoning.

    And now, his greed, narcissism, ego-mania and out of control having two scoops, his racist choice of discrimination against all but WHITE ice cream, sociopathic choice of thousand island dressing, and his hording of sauces. But for Republicans controlling Congress he already would be removed and if he was a Democrat every Republican would be throwing an hysterical fit about this. Remember all the tirades Republicans threw about Obama and food?

    And it may be worse. That he had thousand island dressing was acknowledged as speculation by looking, but it is more that somewhat possible it really was Russian dressing and bright lights only made it seem like the lighter color thousand island.
     
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    Only a Trump fan would share such a moronic article. The author of the article is losing his grip on reality.

    On the other hand, this is a typical defense for Trump.
     
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    CNN refuted by you. I chuckled.
     
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    O the Elephant sized IRONY.
     
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    Trump has said he could shoot someone in the middle of 5th Ave and his supporters wouldn't care.

    He was correct
     
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    Thanks.
     
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    No there are plenty of reason to imeach him. ...

    Ethics Violations
    Refusing to divest in his business when it has dealings with foreign governments violates the Emoluments Clause of the Constitution, which prohibits a sitting President from profiting from dealings with foreign governments.
    Placing his sons, with whom he has daily, or at least regular communications, in charge of the Trump Corporations puts him in a position where he can pass along insider information and/or give them orders on how to run the company.

    Treason & Terrorism
    If evidence is uncovered that he had prior knowledge of Russia's hacking the DNC servers, then he would be guilty of aiding in the commission of an act of terror (hacking is considered cyberterrorism) and treason since it would involve aiding a foreign government to undermine cyber security in the US.
     

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