Newt Gingrich Bitten By Penguin At St. Louis Zoo HuffingtonPost | 04/16/12 04:29 PM ET ST. LOUIS - "At least one penguin at the St. Louis Zoo appears to be a feisty opponent of Newt Gingrich. The Republican presidential candidate is sporting a small bandage on his finger after getting nipped by a small penguin during his tour of the zoo on Friday. Gingrich was in St. Louis to speak during the National Rifle Association's annual meeting. During his visit to the popular zoo in Forest Park, he was treated to a behind-the-scenes visit with two Magellanic penguins. One of them nipped Gingrich on the finger. Zoo spokeswoman Susan Gallagher says a small bandage was all the medical care required. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/...bite_n_1429605.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003 ....... From your favorite reporter Agent_286... As Newt Gingrich was trying to dust the campaign cobwebs from his tired brain at the St. Louis Zoo, and tired of explaining to his Tiffany loving bleach-blonde wife why he is losing the nomination, one of Romneys campaign troops dressed as a penguin came up and bit him on the finger that was busy scratching his azz at that very moment. Newt was very upset declaring that someone was planning on stopping him from becoming the first Catholic president that has been married three times which the Vatican seems not to remember, and other Catholics will never forget. The penguin is now in custody and faces criminal charges of biting a republican candidate for president which invites the most extreme charges in the history of police corruption....ten thousand years for biting a republican in the azz Newt insists that Romney has a contract out on him, and the penguin will get the money when he departs penguin prison in ten thousand years with two years off for good behavior if he behaves himself and refrains from any illicit sex while in prison. Romney issued his usual statement that no one believes: I have the perfect alibi; I dont know any penguins, and wouldnt talk to one if I fell over him because penguins dont belong to the Mormon Church therefore I would never speak to a stupid penguin anyway..he is a stupid common laborer. and: You would have to speak to my secret contract negotiators whom I pay handsomely to do my dirty work. Try to forget that the negotiator will be a current 'bishop' of my LDS Mormon Church."
We need a photo ID for voting now. 1 penguin 1 vote. But ..apparently there are not enough penguins willing to endorse newt.
...well, "it" says "it's" a 5'9" super hot redhead that is every man's dream with a french fiance...you can say just about anything on the net and not need to prove it... Kabuki Joe
goh, I hope he was able to change the time on his cell phone and go back to the same spot and take a photo of his injury! he will need the "evidence"
