Oh my God, we're all going to die....

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  1. nra37922

    nra37922 Well-Known Member

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    When Will The Planet Be Too Hot For Humans? Much, Much Sooner Than You Imagine.

    From the long article:


    "It is, I promise, worse than you think. If your anxiety about global warming is dominated by fears of sea-level rise, you are barely scratching the surface of what terrors are possible, even within the lifetime of a teenager today. And yet the swelling seas — and the cities they will drown — have so dominated the picture of global warming, and so overwhelmed our capacity for climate panic, that they have occluded our perception of other threats, many much closer at hand. Rising oceans are bad, in fact very bad; but fleeing the coastline will not be enough."
    http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/techn...sooner-than-you-imagine/ar-BBE6TNd?li=BBnb7Kz

    After reading this article the only solution I can see is that 1/2 the worlds population should do the honorable thing and off themselves...Thus reducing global warming and the chances of diseases, famines, war,nausea, vomiting, water weight gain, lower back pain, receding hairline, eczema, seporiasoriasis, itching, chafing clothing, liver spots, blood clots, ringworm, excessive body odor, uneven tire wear, pyorrhea, gonorrhea, diarrhea, halitosis, scoliosis, loss of bladder control, hammertoe, the shanks, low sperm count, warped floors, cluttered drawers, hunchback, heart attack, low resale value on your home, feline leukemia, athlete's foot, head lice, clubfoot, MS, MD, VD, fleas, anxiety, sleeplessness, drowsiness, poor gas mileage, tooth decay, split ends, parvo, warts, unibrow, lazy eye, fruit flies, chest pains, clogged drains, hemorrhoids, dry heaving and sexual dysfunction.

    Oh my GOD, we're all going to die....
     
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    Thirty6BelowZero Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Gotta love it... Even if the planet DID heat up, our kids will adapt while we sweat our balls off. Then their kids will adapt and their kids' kids will adapt. That's how we were designed.
     
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    At least the OP article acknowledges that the danger is methane not CO2, but them alarmist still don't have the balls to go after the cattle industry instead of big oil.
     
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    Actually it's from the release of methane from the melting of Arctic permafrost that is the biggest culprit here.
     
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    Pfft. Every year they predict human extinction within a century, and every year it doesn’t happen. ;)


    (Thx, Onion!)
     
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    Oh cow farts
     
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    Well the alarmists loves their burgers and steak so...
     
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    Among other things. The Cattle industry contributes more greenhouse gas than all the cars combined. The alarmist dismiss the more toxic methane but then convert it into carbon equivalents along with every other non-CO2 greenhouse gas to exaggerate the damage being done by CO2. Their sole focus is big oil when big oil is only a drop in the bucket
     
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    Deckel Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    It is also why their climate models are completely bogus and have never been close to right.
     
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    There are also 7 billion people on this planet as well that fart methane. A small amount but still it adds up.
     

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