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Discussion in 'Member Casual Chat' started by Lil Mike, Nov 30, 2022.

  1. Lil Mike

    Lil Mike Well-Known Member

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    How do you open?

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    It's a toughie. How about:

    "Hey girl, you're really built like a feminist"

    "You look like you could really protect me from fascism"

    "I think I fell into another dimension looking at your pants"

    "Dem boots look like they were made for ball stomping"
     
    Lil Mike, Nov 30, 2022
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  2. drluggit

    drluggit Well-Known Member

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    My first thought was she was inviting being punched....All that swelling and all.....
     
    drluggit, Nov 30, 2022
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  3. AARguy

    AARguy Banned

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    One wonders if she has ever had sex with a man.
     
    AARguy, Nov 30, 2022
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  4. Lil Mike

    Lil Mike Well-Known Member

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    Maybe no man has ever really tried.

    That seems very possible.
     
    Lil Mike, Nov 30, 2022
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  5. Collateral Damage

    Collateral Damage Well-Known Member

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    I'll go with Option 4.

    Looks don't matter.
    Words and actions do.
    Suggesting judgement and violence puts them in the trash class.
     
    Collateral Damage, Nov 30, 2022
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  6. Le Chef

    Le Chef Banned at members request Donor

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    "Where will you go for the rest of my life?"
     
    Le Chef, Dec 8, 2022
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    AARguy Banned

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    Think she's ever been laid? I don't.
     
    AARguy, Dec 8, 2022
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  8. Le Chef

    Le Chef Banned at members request Donor

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    I don't want to assume anything about that. I'll say that some leftists are Libertine when it comes to sex, so I think yeah, probably.
     
    Le Chef, Dec 8, 2022
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