Pence is not a viable GOP presidential nominee for 2024

His base has been debased, as Trump's vendetta-spree casts Pence onto the flames.
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Pence skips Faith & Freedom conference. Is attacked by Trump anyways.
The ex veep finds himself at a crossroads, unable to lean on his once bedrock constituency.​

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"Vengeance is mine!"
... mewls the Cry Baby Loser, and the weird worshipers
heed the proclamation in obsequious submission.
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The principle players:

Michael Richard Pence, a flaming evangelical who wears his religion like a hazmat suit, and lives the life of the aggressively righteous with a dogged passion.

Donald John Trump: a skank, who furtively rutted with paid-off bimbos behind the backs of trophy wives, and never let even the most documented truths impede his self-pleasuring objectives.

The Congregation: Rightist zealots hellbent upon imposing their arrogant religiosity upon our diverse nation.

It is no contest for the bible-humping slow children of a far lesser god - the weird worshiper's dissolute object of veneration.

Slut vs Prude is a route for the Holy Roled-Overs.

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The miraculous epiphany on the forked road to perdition (We are forked!) that determined the Trump v Pence decisive capitulation? The Cry Baby Loser's Sermon on the Mounting:

Donald Trump Access Hollywood tape
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How could Mike Pence, whose wife hides the combination to his chastity belt even from herself, hope to compete with the Bush parable calculated to commandeer the collective soul of the evangelical swarm?

Pence's adhering to the U.S. Constitution and refusing to be complicit in the self-pleasuring sedition of the one who walks-on-sewerage was only the proximate provocation for his political damnation and status as the cause célèbre of a deranged Trumpy lynch mob.

He made his deal with the devil in 2016, and now reaps the reeking wind of the gaseous Trump.
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"I sitteth at the right hand of the farter at my peril."​

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Which is absolutely hilarious because Pence is the living breathing embodiment of what evangelicals actually espouse while Trump is an affront to practically every moral both a religious and non-religious person could hold. But that's politics in right-wing America for ya I guess.

 

I have nothing to say about what you wrote as I don't believe there is anything Trump could do to Pence that is worse than inciting a mob to hunt him down and possibly hurt him and none of them bat an eye.

However, I have a question. Is it just me or does Pence always look like he is five minutes away from committing suicide?

 

No, baggage from Trump will cause him to lose

 

He committed the unforgiveable sin of choosing the Constitution over savoring the flavor of Trump's boot leather.

 

Pence is a bootlicker that shrouds himself in religion while begging for scraps and forgiveness daily. He's not a man of courage but he did save himself from crimin' and being Trump's fall guy, SO, pure self interest.

 

And, respecting his wife and marriage vows. Clearly, oaths are more important to him than to others (nobody here, of course).

He gets mocked relentlessly but the guy that can't get married without paying up and barebacks hookers is their hero.

/smdh

 

Trump will follow him forever

 

You know it and will nightly self-flog for forgiveness.

 

The irony of Pence being rejected by his own scripture-spewers who now venerate the tub o' sleaze is striking.

Had Throttlebottom not surrendered to temptation and hitched his fate to trumpery, he could have been a contender.

"It was you, Donny! It was you!
What do I get?
A one-way ticket to Palooka-ville!'​

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Nahh, he still does not realize he will never be POTUS, ever.

 

Mr Blander-Than-Stale-Matzo has not despaired, judging by his campaign's retaining the services of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

 

The dude can't be in a room with a woman who's not his wife, WTF is up with that ****??!!! Rhetorical BTW .

 

Pence sealed his fate when he accepted Trump’s offer to be his VP. Around 10 more prominent Republicans turned Trump down. Making Pence a last resort choice. Trump had no one else to choose from. Pence’s political career is over with. If Pence had remained as governor of Indiana, he may have had a bright future. Not now.

 

Absolutely. The morality tale of his cynically selling his soul to the devil to further his political ambition is ironic in his evangelical base abandoning him because they had redirected their weird worship to a strange god he is perceived by them as having betrayed.

 

I imagine he will make a worthy run of it, don't know if he can win over a DeSantis or Haley or Cruse or Pompeo or even Hogan. I could support him in the general. The Reps have lots of attractive candidates waiting in the wings. The Dems are ones that face a HUGE hurdle.

 

agree, Pence has the stink of Trump on him and will never be able to wash it of

 

Trump single-handedly destroyed the religious Right

 

If Pence runs, he will be vilified by 2020's sore loser, but Pence should use it that to his advantage, mockingly adopting as his campaign slogan ...

MIKE PENCE
"He deserves it!"

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And I doubt it would have much effect by then but Trump will vilify anyone who he does not endorse. I didn't know Pence was so short that they could have hung him from those gallows.

 

Pence is likely the most actual conservative, by old term conservative definitions, candidate there will be this year or any year in the last 2 decades.
But he has no chance. He's not a RW nutter. He actually has values and sticks to his values. Conservatives haven't done that since Reagan.

 

I disagree.
I think Pence held true to his beliefs. Rare in today's politics. He is not begging for scraps. He is looking to be a stalwart to real true conservatives, before they sold their soul to the devil.
Now he has a snowballs chance in hell of winning, because he is a man of his word. That is a no no in the world of politics.
And can not win much, if any independents. And will never win the sell out crowd of evangelical christians who now worship the lying 2x impeached incumbent loser.

 

The only him trump has ever followed is that of the one in the mirror. IE, himself.

 

That is true.
Notice, not a single so called R has posted in this thead?
Because they know, they can no longer call themself conservative. They are now all about borrowing and spending and then believing QAnon type conspiracy theories.
If the devil of the bible were to run, he'd be the leading R candidate.

 

No he didn't. He just exposed their self righteous hypocrisy.
They have ZERO morals or values.