"Equal Rights / Small Government" (political rap to "Short Skirt Long Jacket") I want a President who won't lie about interns, Distracting the media, to cover his tracks. He wont deflect blame with petty projection, Yell about war on women, treating us like trash. I want Candidates who know the Constitution, Wont sell out to pimps, buy into prostitution. They should prove by example, the ramifications Before passing mandates, or legalization. I want freedom of choice under a limited government. I want an honest Congress who puts the burden on Parties To fund their reforms, and trust the States with their own, Respecting the First, and Fourteenth Amendments: No taxation, without representing our vote. I want a Legal system to collect back our taxes, Billions wasted on corporate abuse. Where amnesty is earned, to work off expenses Not punish the public for "capital" offenses. I want maximum rights under a minimal government. I want a First Lady who will stand up to bullies, Disarm them with kindness, while she lays down the law. She wont take sides, or take advantage of conflict, When both sides are biased, and guilty as charged. I want States rights, defending every religion On abortion, marriage, guns: by consensus decisions. When power is vested in the hands of a few It opens the door to collective abuse. Why can't we fight for equal rights under a united, small government.