There are some truly excellent investors here and I wish to seek your advice. As someone who supports Iran's liberation and the extermination of its evil nuclear programme, it is just a matter of time until the forces of Good initiate the Iranian liberation process. I am looking for investment ideas, in order to profit off the liberation of the Iranian people, who are very civilized and intelligent people and who therefore deserve to be liberated. I have been looking for ideas from historical events. For example, when the British liberated the Falklands, Atlantic oil stocks spiked. And when we liberated Afghanistan and Iraq, defense stocks spiked. I am of the view that liberation is not only good for the liberated, but is also good for investors. I have already invested in Israeli stocks, since these will benefit from an Iranian liberation. I will shortly be investing in nuclear weapons stocks, in case we need to defend ourselves from Iranian Terrorists by deploying nukes against the Terrorists. Hopefully the Terrorists will not hide behind human shields, like they do with Hamas.
