Poll: Nevadans prefer unprotected anal sex over Harry Reid

CARSON CITY, NV - A new Gallup poll says that more Nevadans would prefer unprotected anal-sex rather than have Harry Reid win another term as the State's senator.

63 percent said they would rather be on the receiving-end of unprotected anal sex rather than have Harry Reid serve six more years.
Additionally, respondents answered that:

56 percent said that they preferred Harry Reid compared to being buried alive.

43 percent said that they preferred to have an unanesthetized root-canal compared to having Harry Reed as Senator.

23 percent would rather be smitten by God as opposed to Harry Reid serving another term.

http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/81629/poll-nevadans-prefer-unprotected-anal-sex-over-harry-reid

 

But having Dirty Harry as your representative is like grabbing your ankles.

Same difference.

Polls showed him to have a favorable rating of only 9% before last election. I say Dirty Harry wins again!!

 

It is a very stupid OP. . .but It seems to show that homosexuality is a lot more common than the Extreme Right bigots and the Christian Right prejudices want to admit!

 

Well after voting Dirty Harry in so many times the majority of the population must enjoy grabbing their ankles.

 

Las Vegas has power outages on election night....how convenient!!!!!

 

Most of the extreme right homophobes are actually just self-hating homosexuals that just haven't accepted who they are yet.

 

Very cute!

 

Yeah, and most people who are opposed to pedophilia are actually closet pedophiles. And most KKK members are closet Africans.

 

What makes you say that?

 

Ideally, we wouldn't even differentiate between various forms of sexuality. People could simply engage in whatever they like, as long as it's with other consenting adults, and that would be that.

 

Just following your logic.

 

I never said any of that. You're just putting words in my mouth.

 

You said:"Most of the extreme right homophobes are actually just self-hating homosexuals that just haven't accepted who they are yet."

So, according to this logic, I said:
"Yeah, and most people who are opposed to pedophilia are actually closet pedophiles. And most KKK members are closet Africans."

Meme= Most people who hate X secretly ARE X.

I was just pointing out how ridiculous that notion is. But of course I realize that you didn't really believe what you posted. It's just a tactic, to shame others into silence.

 

Yeah. I was obviously just being a dick. And you were obviously just being a dick back. Well played.

 

Ah. But one's "dickness" was deserved, and the other's was not.