Here are a list of reasons why current Mayor of Toronto, Rob Ford, would make a good president in 2016. 1. There is no concern for American natives being president. Americans are past that now. 2. Americans not only love liars, they demand them by electing them to two terms, even "W". Americans know that they must be lied to because the truth is just too painful. All they want is to feel good. 3. Which brings me to my other point, Rob Ford is as high as a kite!! The fact that he does illegal drugs will bring both Libertarians, whose only mission in life is to have drugs legalized, and the far left, who are already doing illegal drugs, together to propel him all the way to the White House. United in one goal, they will be unstoppable. 4. Rob Ford could sumo wrestle Chris Christie instead of yet another boring debate held by a commentator who is clearly partial to a particular candidate. Imagine, instead of the same old corrupt process of corporate sponsored billion dollar elections and the IRS being used to target political adversaries and the dead rising to vote and then return to their graves, we could simply have a pay per view death match between the two men with a winner takes all death match. So instead of dirty campaigns, like the one between Hillary and Obama, where Obama accused the Clintons of being racist, and Hillary winning the popular vote in her own party but still losing to Obama anyway, we can just be entertained by a couple of clowns instead. 5. With our fabulous new health care system and with never ending entitlements, we have reached the zenith of our progressive utopia!! So there is only one thing to do, it's time to party!! No one knows how to party more than Rob Ford. Besides, isn't being high better than watching the country being transformed? Is it not better being oblivious than knowing you are nothing but a petri dish? Party on Rob. You have my vote!!
