Should Trump be Indicted for the 1605 Gunpowder Plot?

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  1. TedintheShed

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    I think Donald Trump is an immortal lizardman and as a result may have been the main instigator of the Gunpowder Plot of 1605 against his Majesty the King and the rightfully ordained-by-God Parliament. I think he tried to rekindle this plot on 1/6!

    "Remember, remember the Sixth of January.".

    Hmmm...just doesn't have the same ring to it. Gonna have to work on that.
     
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    Yes, indeed. And I have it on good authority he killed Kennedy and started the fire in Rome in 64AD. What a bastard.
     
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    I think you're on to something here.

    Aliens and reptilians: the odd beliefs of Stella Immanuel, doctor in US viral video retweeted by Trump | South China Morning Post (scmp.com)

    A Houston doctor who praised hydroxychloroquine as a miracle coronavirus cure in a viral video retweeted by President Donald Trump blames gynaecological problems on sex with evil spirits and believes the US government is run by “reptilians”.
     
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    Oh! I get it! So if you come up with a nonsensical charge, then all the real crimes: obstruction of justice, bank fraud, inciting an insurrection, bribery, extorting the President of a foreign country.... dozens of crimes that Trump really committed will suddenly go away, right?

    hahahaha!

    A real knee-slapper!

    Seriously.... humor is not a right winger thing...
     
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    Good thing I'm not a right winger so guess my sense of humor is intact.

    And no...you really don't get it.

    EDIT: I love it when the Democrats and the Republicans assume that I am "right" or "left". It aptly displays thier two dimensional thinking.
     
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    Apparently, humor isn’t your thing either.
     
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    Flynn from Az Well-Known Member

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    It’s called intellectual laziness, if you’re not on team A, you must be from team B.
     
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    Join the club. Just the other day I was not only called a leftist but was accused of wishing all Trump supporters were dead. The level of paranoia is just outrageous.
     
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    Flynn from Az Well-Known Member

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    I find that most people who disagree with me are leftwing nazi commie Islamic extremist.
    It just makes it easier that way.
     
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    Yes! Trump believes that all! Six degrees of separation!!! Because some woman on the interwebs is superstitious it must mean everything she believes in is false! And and because of six degrees of separation everything Trump believes is false!!!

    Genius!!!
     
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    What no poll? I was gonna vote yes!

    *feels shafted*
     
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    Did I force you to say lizardman in the OP? You gotta expect these things.
     
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    everybody knows it was the father of Ted Cruz that killed Kennedy ..

    and the fire in rome was started by a snake oil salesman so the city would be demolished

    the plan was a snake oil salesman would watch the roman rebuild and put his name on all the buildings
     
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    It seems to be a piss take. You know, a parody.
     
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    I heard he was the guy wearing the space suit when they made the fake moon landing video on the movie set...

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    He put diesel in Amelia Earhart’s plane, too, causing it to disappear over the Pacific.

    One study said Trump was repo single for up to 93% of cattle mutilations, too.
     
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    AND he spooked Mrs OLeary's cow!
     
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    "Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name"......General Trump, the tank driver!
     
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    Diversion.
     
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    Sure, if the SOL hasn't run out.
     
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    :roflol::roflol::roflol:
     
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    No. The documents from his 1607 trial for Wizardry provide him with an alibi for the Gunpowder Plot.
     
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    No, you have it backwards...

    Trump would be King James and Catholic Biden would be Guy Fawkes, the Jesuit traitor,

     
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    The city where January 6, 2021 events happened will be forever associated with the Insurrectionist President. So far 20,000 insurrection jets have been arrested and over 10,000 severely punished.
     

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