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Discussion in 'Member Casual Chat' started by Smartmouthwoman, Jan 2, 2017.

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  1. daisydotell

    daisydotell Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    May feel like Monday, but for you it is a Wednesday...right?

    I kinda feel like the frizzledy headed chicken in your post today...Gahhhh.
     
    daisydotell, Jan 17, 2017
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    B.Larset Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    [video=youtube;joXkFQA9vxw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joXkFQA9vxw[/video]
     
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  3. HereWeGoAgain

    HereWeGoAgain Banned

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    I keep thinking about taking a trip to Russia. Putin says they have the best prostitutes in the world. :)

    Many Russian women are very beautiful.
     
    HereWeGoAgain, Jan 18, 2017
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    [video=youtube;dDVvZdZ_CLk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDVvZdZ_CLk[/video]
     
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  5. daisydotell

    daisydotell Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    You have to wonder, was it before or after vodka?

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    What?? No bartender!!!
     
    daisydotell, Jan 18, 2017
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    HereWeGoAgain Banned

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    Haha, they're all 8s after 12.

    The most beautiful women I've known or know are either Norwegian, Dutch, or Russian. When I was in college I spent a lot of time tutoring. My best customer was this drop-dead gorgeous Russian woman. She was in her mid twenties and married to a very rich contractor. She was way out of her league academically [pre med] so she paid me a bunch of money. But the truth is that I couldn't wait to see her. I could just sit and look at her and be perfectly content. And I would have gladly tutored her for free! :D
     
    HereWeGoAgain, Jan 18, 2017
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  7. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Not to burst anyone's bubble, but hear many Russian prostitutes are HIV+. Could be where the term 'fatal attraction' comes in. ;)

    Happy my Friday. Sure looking forward to a long weekend.

    [​IMG]
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Jan 19, 2017
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    One more, just one more person asks me when the W-2s will be ready, and someone is gonna lose a body part.
     
    Collateral Damage, Jan 19, 2017
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  9. daisydotell

    daisydotell Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    You might have got something else for free, a mad husband.

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    Anything interesting going on??
     
    daisydotell, Jan 19, 2017
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  10. politicalcenter

    politicalcenter Well-Known Member

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    My Nigerian nanny goat just had twins. Does that count? She looks like a good mommy.
     
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    Greg Rolle needs to get with Steve Perry and make a competing "Journey". They are the original voices and both available. The competition would be fun to watch.
     
    Texan, Jan 19, 2017
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  12. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Now there's something worth celebrating! Got pics? Named em yet?

    Sent from my LG-V521 using Tapatalk
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Jan 19, 2017
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  13. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Not much on the dance card this weekend, gf. Big day tomorrow, got us some new barstools for the occasion.

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    Smartmouthwoman, Jan 19, 2017
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  14. politicalcenter

    politicalcenter Well-Known Member

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    I haven't given them names yet they were born today. I have tried to post pics but ain't had any luck. She seems like a good mother and the kids are nursing. As usual its raining. I always seem to get kids during nasty weather.
     
    politicalcenter, Jan 19, 2017
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    I've read that in Thailand it was as high as 90% at one time. But on the flip side, it is actually pretty hard for a man to get HIV from a woman, especially if a condom is used. For unprotected sex the odds are about 1:1000 for each exposure.
     
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    Yeah, after about two years her husband started getting uncomfortable with our relationship. However, as much I would have loved to do her like a hillbilly, I wasn't going there. Beyond that, I was married too.

    I never cheated even over ten years in a sexless marriage. But after what she pulled, I'm still kicking myself for that one! ;) So many missed opportunities, all for nothing. :wall: When I think back to all those college women, several of which came right out and asked me to have sex, it still makes me mad.

    And I'm still ticked about not putting the moves on Tammy... when I was 15. :) Years later I realized she was just waiting for me...
     
    HereWeGoAgain, Jan 19, 2017
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  17. daisydotell

    daisydotell Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Boy twins or girl twins?
     
    daisydotell, Jan 20, 2017
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  18. daisydotell

    daisydotell Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    That would be something to choose, which barstool...LOL.
     
    daisydotell, Jan 20, 2017
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    politicalcenter Well-Known Member

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    Girls, they are up and jumping around now. One day old today. We have three more nannies bagging up.
     
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  20. daisydotell

    daisydotell Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Sounds like you will be running a goat nursery before long. How cool to have little baby goats running around or jumping around.
     
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    It is fun, but also kinda scary. You always worry about your "kids" lol.
     
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  22. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    My cousin retired, moved to the country and started raising goats. I saw him recently and he said they finally sold the goats. Said he was too old to drag himself to the far corners of his property in the middle of the night to help birth a kid. Said they always waited til it was cold or raining.

    IOW, he overcame his fascination with the critters. Lol
     
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    Mine always kid when it rains...or storms. But I always have better luck when I leave momma alone. A neighbor suggested I pull the twins, but the mother did a real good job without me. I was mulching the garden when my wife looked at the little shelter I built....and there they were. I haven't list a kid since I stayed out of the picture.

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    The goats run the nursery. I just separate them from the herd.
     
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  24. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Sounds like it works for you. My cousin started a used power tool business and it's grown to employ his grown kids and provide a nice second career for him.

    Good morning y'all. Who wants breakfast?

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    Smartmouthwoman, Jan 21, 2017
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  25. daisydotell

    daisydotell Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Some people around here start second hand farm equipment, some work out and some don't. Must be the kind of deals you make. Customer service is what counts and quality, not quantity.
     
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