I was thinking recently about how I actually rank the star wars movies. So here are my rankings: 1: Revenge of the Sith. This was the first one I ever saw and I thought that the darkness and the action was awesome. 2: Empire Strikes Back. Nothing needs to be said here. After these two it gets a bit tougher: 3: Star Wars. The movie is really dated which is why I don't absolutely love it. But it was a marvel for its time and has a timeless story. 4: The Last Jedi. I love that they played with some interesting ideas about the force. However there are some major plot problem here. 5: The Force Awakens. I love the characters and the story is fun in places. But it does get boring in places and I hate they undid the Return of the Jedi. 6: Rogue One. This one is kind of boring in a lot of places but there isn't a lot to hate. It does have a good finale. 7: Rise of Skywalker. This one is really fun and would be my #3. But I hate how they violated the mythology and past of the series. 8: Attack of the Clones. This one is entertaining in some places but suffers from really bad writing and a poor plot. 9. Phantom Menace. I don't actually hate this one but I watched this one so may times as I kid I got bored with it. But I'm ok with the story in general even if the characters are bland. 10: Solo: A Star Wars Story. I tried watching it on a plane and didn't finish it. It seemed like bland action but there was nothing horribly wrong with it. But others have said that its better than its given credit for and I'll give it another try one day. Maybe I'll rank it higher. 11. Return of the Jedi. I found this one really really boring. The first half was in a dark cave and I hated the teddy-bear people. The throne room scene is the best part but I wish that Dark Vader had been more of bad-a**. Han Solo and Lea are all really lame in this one.
I disavow all after George sold the franchise to Disney. They are not part of the true canon. Only deviants accept that Disney is making Star Wars movies. Feed J.J. Abrams to the Sarlacc. #1 Revenge of the Sith #2 Attack of the Clones #3 The Phantom Menace #4 A New Hope #5 Return of the Jedi #6 The Empire Strikes Back
