Stone Age Dildo Found in Sweden

Discussion in 'Humor & Satire' started by Anders Hoveland, Apr 20, 2012.

  1. Anders Hoveland

    Anders Hoveland Banned

    Joined:
    Apr 27, 2011
    Messages:
    11,044
    Likes Received:
    119
    Trophy Points:
    0
    [​IMG]

    Motala in Östergötland is one of the richest Mesolithic sites in Scandinavia north of the current and former Danish provinces. Excavations in waterlogged sediment along River Motala ström have produced large numbers of bone and wood objects that have rarely been preserved elsewhere. Most are harpoon and leister points, but it now appears that a dildo carved out of bone may be among the remnants. Measuring twelve by two centimetres, its size is perhaps not very impressive.

    Hmmm, a bone dildo? I suppose one would call it a "boner"? :)

    Some have suggested the artifact may have been intended for other non-dildoish uses. It could actually be a pressure-flaker for fine flint knapping. But without doubt anyone alive at the time of its making would have seen the obvious penile similarities.
     
    HillBilly and (deleted member) like this.
  2. HillBilly

    HillBilly New Member Past Donor

    Joined:
    Apr 14, 2009
    Messages:
    4,694
    Likes Received:
    260
    Trophy Points:
    0
    well , harumphh , maybe a 12 " tallywhacker may not be very impressive in your area of the World ( can ya give me info on what y'all eat , nuts , berries , etc ? )

    This gives a whole another meaning to the term " rock hard " free-cool-smileys-256.gif
     
  3. montra

    montra New Member

    Joined:
    Mar 20, 2011
    Messages:
    5,953
    Likes Received:
    104
    Trophy Points:
    0
    This just in, the "Material girl" Madonna said she lost it and is demanding it be returned to her. :)
     
  4. Texsdrifter

    Texsdrifter New Member

    Joined:
    Feb 24, 2012
    Messages:
    2,919
    Likes Received:
    43
    Trophy Points:
    0
    I believe the measurement is in centimeters that would be 4.72"
     
    HillBilly and (deleted member) like this.
  5. fifthofnovember

    fifthofnovember Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 1, 2008
    Messages:
    7,700
    Likes Received:
    401
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Gender:
    Male
    HB, that was 12 centimeters, not inches. Swedes are confusing like that. That's why you can't trust 'em. They say, "hey baby, I've got 12 big ones!" But it's all propaganda.
     
  6. HillBilly

    HillBilly New Member Past Donor

    Joined:
    Apr 14, 2009
    Messages:
    4,694
    Likes Received:
    260
    Trophy Points:
    0


    . View attachment 12257 . versus . [​IMG]
    :omfg:



    Yep , it's the metric system , ya know ?

    .[video=youtube;AFpsRr0WjDE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFpsRr0WjDE[/video]
     
  7. aussiefree2ride

    aussiefree2ride New Member

    Joined:
    Jul 19, 2011
    Messages:
    4,529
    Likes Received:
    65
    Trophy Points:
    0
    I`ve got an antique leather vibrator, you just extract the plug from the back end, and fill it up with flies.
     

Share This Page