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Tasteless Humor 3, Lord How Many More?

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  1. Sallyally

    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    Well I’m not picking it up!
     
    Sallyally, Jul 7, 2022
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    Don't make me post again the worst sick joke ever that I used as a bartender to stop the patrons when they'd get into a sick joke competition.
     
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    Hmm, job me about fat kids dying sick, schools and deaths thumbs up. Not sure what's going on there, lol
     
    Nonnie, Jul 7, 2022
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Go for it, tasteless jokes
     
    Nonnie, Jul 7, 2022
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    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    Just got it.
     
    Sallyally, Jul 7, 2022
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    Someone's birthday?
     
    Montegriffo, Jul 7, 2022
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    Did it hurt
     
    Nonnie, Jul 8, 2022
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    Some have seen this so I will use the mask
    One afternoon a man was served his soup in a restaurant when a leper sat at a table facing him . The man considered himself mature and continued with his soup, no one should be denied simply because of an illness. After a short time though he lost it and tossed up his soup. "Do my looks offend you that much?" said the leper. "No man, it's not you, it's that guy dipping his bread in your back".
     
    StillBlue, Jul 8, 2022
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    The Car of the Year for 2022, as voted by Woman magazine is:

    A Blue one.
     
    Nonnie, Jul 8, 2022
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    I got a dig bick.

    You that read wrong.

    I bet you read that wrong too!
     
    Nonnie, Jul 8, 2022
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    Police in London have found a bomb outside a mosque.

    But they've told the public not to panic because they've managed to push it inside.
     
    Nonnie, Jul 8, 2022
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    FB_IMG_1657272819782.jpg
     
    zalekbloom, Jul 8, 2022
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    I’m a bit slow!
     
    Sallyally, Jul 8, 2022
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    Nonnie’s anagram joke.
     
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    Bit more subtle than ''did it hurt'' but it was the same joke.
     
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    Would you like an explanation
     
    Nonnie, Jul 8, 2022
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    LOL heard my M-I-L describing an auto accident she witnessedm she could tell much about the accident, but she could describe the apparel of the women involved right down to the likely store they bought thier clothes in ( and in her opinon, the better dresses of the two was obviously innocent)
    Why we ever gave them the right to vote is beyond me, they already held an awesome power of males anyway.. or as they say "women control half the wealth and all the sex"
     
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    If only we could make them vote the right way.
     
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    Say what you like about the make-a-wish foundation.
    But they can work to a deadline. - Jimmy Carr
     
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    Alan/ Anal. Did I miss something?
     
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    You know, I can't seem to find just the right emoticon for this. Does anyone know if there is a moaning with a smile one somewhere?
     
    StillBlue, Jul 9, 2022
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    Jimmy Carr is shocking.
     
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    Yes, it was a joke about anal and when you said you got it, did it hurt?
     
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    main-qimg-979c0215369ebfbf028bfcf473fba7e9-lq.jpeg
     
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