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Tasteless Humor 3, Lord How Many More?

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    zalekbloom Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    zalekbloom, Aug 20, 2022
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    You've gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.
     
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    My teacher told me not to worry about spelling because in the future there will be autocorrect.

    And for that, I am eternally grapefruit.
     
    Nonnie, Aug 21, 2022
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    A woman confronted her husband about his visiting prostitutes.
    “We’ve been married for ten years! And you do this?”
    He replied “I have needs and you aren’t attending to those needs.”
    She said “Well, I didn’t know you were willing to pay!”
     
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    A man walked into the doctors office and the doctor asked why he had come to see him, the guy squirmed in his seat in embarrassment and said “You won’t believe me but every time I pass wind it makes a really distressing noise.”
    “What noise is that”
    “It goes HONDA!”
    “Well that would be an amusing part trick but I don’t see why you are so embarrassed”
    “I work for Toyota”
    “Well, I can see where that might be a problem but no matter we can fix it - we just have to drain your anal abscess”
    “How do you know I have an anal abscess - you haven’t examined me or asked about any other symptoms”
    “Oh! That is simple after all it is well known……….




    Wait for it





    “That abscess makes the fart go Honda” :p :p :p
     
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    Sorry but that is a terrible joke.
     
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    For shame! Oh wait, this is the tasteless joke thread. Never mind.
     
    StillBlue, Aug 25, 2022
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    It's also very old.
    At least 50 years old.
    BB is showing her age...
     
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    At least the companies are still operating. One of my favourite was the one about Datsuns which are no longer made.
     
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    FOR SALE:
    New school uniform
    Never worn
    Ideal for a girl aged nine
     
    Nonnie, Aug 25, 2022
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    Can you deliver in the Liverpool area?
     
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    A guy comes home from work to find his wife in the entryway with her bags packed. “I'm leaving you”, she announces.
    “But... why?”, the husband asks. “We're totally in love and things are going great!”

    “Someone told me you're a pedophile,” she says.

    “Pedophile? Say, that's an awwwwfuly big word for a 9 year old.”

    I wonder if the Prophet Muhammad (Propeller Beanie Upon Him) had that conversation with Aisha.
     
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