http://bigstory.ap.org/article/7045...chigan-gov-rick-snyder-hints-presidential-run The clowns are at the dealership to trade in their clown car to get a clown bus. In this cycle, literally everybody and their dogs are going to run... Anybody else want to jump in? The first GOP debate will be in Ohio in August. They may need to rent out the Horseshoe (Ohio State Buckeye's Football Stadium) to make room for all the candidates. Your typical auditorium may not cut it this year...
Hopefully wherever they rent out has adequate drainage for all the terror pee that the crowd will be emitting. I am sure that they can get depends to sponsor it and have diaper dispensers walking the crowd for those times someone fills theirs up during the course of the evening. Wherever it is, will be the highest concentration of scared (*)(*)(*)(*)less people in the world. Security better be wearing Ronnie masks and god forbid any of the staff be black. Otherwise it will be defcon 1 there in minutes.
